What type of libtard are you? - Take the quiz

[Rand /pol/]

LeftValues

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edit: I edited the title because you brainlets don't understand this is a quiz thread and not a "make unfunny jokes and steal my shtick" thread.

 

[wylfım]

I'm so left that I went all the way around the spectrum and became a nazi.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

I'm so left I left this thread

 

[Superman93]

left enough for me to fuck your mom

 

[Terrorist]

nazbol gaaaaang

 

[Clop]

I'm so left that I can only drive in the UK.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Oxymoron.

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

I want all drugs legalized & stronger laws/protections to allow everyone to get the best possible education they're capable of. Other than that, not very?

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I'm such a leftist that I'm just going to let somebody else tell me how much of a leftist I am.

 

[Mage]

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Oxymoron.

Second That.

 

[Dutch Courage]

This test is bullshit. I answered with extremely conservative, capitalist, bourgeoisie answers, and it called me a "Utopian Socialist" which sounds gay as fuck and isn't anything I would associate with myself.

Like a lot of these tests, it is loaded. It tries to convince test-takers that they are really Socialists no matter how Capitalist their answers are. Dishonest, like anything socialist is.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Like a lot of these tests, it is loaded. It tries to convince test-takers that they are really Socialists no matter how Capitalist their answers are. Dishonest, like anything socialist is.

Meh, I dunno. The way I see this test is more of a joke one rather than them trying to actively convince you that you are TRULY a socialist.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Meh, I dunno. The way I see this test is more of a joke one rather than them trying to actively convince you that you are TRULY a socialist.

The way I see it I worded this thread badly and should've titled it "what type of libtard are you" or something funny.

 

[Draza]

Very based

 

[JambledUpWords]

Figured as much. The reason why I got neutral for some of the results was because the questions were such hypotheticals that it would be impossible to know the outcome for sure. Also, in Greek, Utopia means place that doesn’t exist.

 

[The Manglement]

I couldn't get to the end of that quiz. The questions made my skin crawl.

 

[The Pink Panther]

I couldn't get to the end of that quiz. The questions made my skin crawl.

You really are some internet faggot.

 

[Foxxo]

Scientific vs. Utopian
Those with a higher scientific score tend to support or sympathize with the Marxist analysis of society along the lines of dialectical materialism. Those with a higher utopian score tend to believe in a more idealistic analysis of society and reject materialist approaches.

So Exceptional vs. Utopian?

I couldn't get to the end of that quiz. The questions made my skin crawl.

I'm with you, 72 questions is just excessive. 72 virgins, on the other hand, is fine by me. ☪

 

[Ma Wang]

I just gave a neutral answer on every question that that made say "lol wut?".

 

[MediocreMilt]

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Oxymoron.

I got that too.

Did you do what I did and treat the neutral/unsure option like it was "who gives a fuck" when the question was asking how to implement socialism?