What type of libtard are you? - Take the quiz

[SofondaCox]

Forced into "dunno" too many times by stupid, poorly phrased questions.

 

[Marco Fucko]

Apparently I'm 0% libtard because I couldn't get through these questions without going "this is asinine bullshit".

 

[CamelCursive]

Huh.

Well, from the YouTube song I posted, I wish to present a snippet of oratory, probably missed by most:

Starting from 1:37 and ending at 1:47

An admission of failure, and, "Oh Let's Reconstruct!"

In the image, of... What. White Savior Statism? (Again)

I'm not sure I follow, or am interested.

But food for thought- I can't figure out which belief is more absurd:

A- An invisible man lives in the sky and watches over us and sends us to Hell if we don't do a Jesus ritual

or

B- A liberal can be a man

Both are equally comical, perhaps.

 

[Rancid Flid]

Yet another Utopian Socialist here. The test also told me that I'm a gay boi.

 

[ES 195]

It seems "Utopian Socialism" just means that in their perfect utopia you would be forced to be socialist.
The questions were pretty gay and I'm surprised the quiz didn't stop halfway and go "get out nazi scum reeeeee".

 

[IN 041]

I'm the last thing leftists see before they fall into a ditch

 

[Flustercuck]

ok how much of a fag am I

 

[Fartwhistle]

I'm not sure I follow, or am interested.

But food for thought- I can't figure out which belief is more absurd:

A- An invisible man lives in the sky and watches over us and sends us to Hell if we don't do a Jesus ritual

or

B- A liberal can be a man

Both are equally comical, perhaps.

No, no.

B- A collective of Earth bound men PRETEND to be the equivalent of the Man in the Sky who watches over us, and MAKE our lives Hellish, if we don't agree with them.

 

[PO 909]

Oh boy, Centrist Marxism!

 

[CamelCursive]

No, no.

B- A collective of Earth bound men PRETEND to be the equivalent of the Man in the Sky who watches over us, and MAKE our lives Hellish, if we don't agree with them.

At least you admit that your opponents are the men.

It's hard to convince me that leftists deserve anything more than perpetual psychological torment. If there was a Hell, heaven would be everyone else throwing leftists right through the fire-belching hole and into the abyss. No streets of gold or palace required.

 

[John Q Niggerfaggot]

Apparently I'm 0% libtard because I couldn't get through these questions without going "this is asinine bullshit".

I'd literally rather watch illegal immigrant children get beaten with a tire iron than click on a site called "leftvalues", so I'll just summarize here:

"I deserve free shit at the expense of others" - 0%

"The import of low-IQ minorities is necessary for a thriving society" - 0%

"The earth is going to implode unless we carbon-tax productive white people while Indians and Chinese destroy the oceans" - 0%

"Social responsibility matters" - 0%

"Affirmative action and reparations are crucial" - 0%

"Guns need to be regulated" - 0%

Guess I'm 0% libtard, sorry.

 

[Fartwhistle]

I'd literally rather watch illegal immigrant children get beaten with a tire iron than click on a site called "leftvalues", so I'll just summarize here:

"I deserve free shit at the expense of others" - 0%

"The import of low-IQ minorities is necessary for a thriving society" - 0%

"The earth is going to implode unless we carbon-tax productive white people while Indians and Chinese destroy the oceans" - 0%

"Social responsibility matters" - 0%

"Affirmative action and reparations are crucial" - 0%

"Guns need to be regulated" - 0%

Guess I'm 0% libtard, sorry.

Judging from the looks of you, you need to get back on the reservation.

Cops called. Whoop Whoop! BOLO light skinned playa lookin motherfucker

 

[LateNightComics]

What type of retard are you? A quiz you already answer the second you start to take it.

Spoiler

Retarded. @Ron /pol/

 

[CamelCursive]

Judging from the looks of you, you need to get back on the reservation.

Cops called. Whoop Whoop! BOLO light skinned playa lookin motherfucker

Based on your post, a reservation isn't what you need.

I'm thinking a train ride to a camp, with a refreshing shower.

Don't worry, you don't need to bring a towel.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Not a leftie but did it for the lols

 

[Fartwhistle]

Based on your post, a reservation isn't what you need.

I'm thinking a train ride to a camp, with a refreshing shower.

Don't worry, you don't need to bring a towel.

I'm not worried; I'm white, I still have my foreskin, and women turn me on.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

yes

 

[CamelCursive]

I'm not worried; I'm white, I still have my foreskin, and women turn me on.

I've no doubt you lack the ability to clean it properly. I'm sure some young boy nearby will be dragged into your hovel and forced to suck it.

 

[Fartwhistle]

I've no doubt you lack the ability to clean it properly. I'm sure some young boy nearby will be dragged into your hovel and forced to suck it.

SHHH Stop telling everyone!

 

[CamelCursive]

SHHH Stop telling everyone!

You're right, that little queer is easy to pimp. Can't bust the racket.