What voice do you read the above Kiwi's posts in?

[Bunny Tracks]

Dr. Phil.

 

[Officer Eradicate]

Owen Wilson

 

[SIGSEGV]

My own voice.

 

[Longjack Attack]

Jack Black

 

[Ciscoipphone]

Spongebob

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Spongebob

Tony the Tiger

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Yogi Bear

 

[Officer Eradicate]

Pikachu?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

A wolf made by a DeviantArt artist?

 

[Maskull]

You read like the squealing of tires.

 

[Tempest]

gurgly

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Gillian Anderson

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

A transgender woman

 

[soy_king]

A transgender woman

A stereotypical neckbeard weeb

 

[Monolith]

My normal "reading voice", which is why all my opinions are get dumber when I use this site.

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

A deep robotic voice (similar to Microsoft Sam)

 

[Monolith]

A loli choking on water.

 

[Officer Eradicate]

Gary Oldman with an echo

 

[The Cat From Outer Space]

Somebody from inside their car.

 

[MissDrama]

Japanese porn actress