What voice do you read the above Kiwi's posts in?

[Hatoful Dandy]

Like an overly loquacious tumblr user with vocal fry

 

[Oxidative Phosphorylation]

Vaguely menacing. Also Scottish.

does anyone else read posts in their own accent or just me

 

[King Buzzo]

Very very dry like Ben Stein

 

[Niggernerd]

A really irritating, high-pitched fake-girly voice that interrupts its sentences with breathless laughter at vaguely inappropriate times.

A down syndrome voice with a pinch of wigger.

 

[Xenomorph]

James Sunderland

 

[MG 620]

A down syndrome voice filled with confidence.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Barack Hussein Obama.

 

[Dolce & Gabbana]

Wisecracking cartoon sidekick, one of the ones that's always smoking a cigar and is too good for pants

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

I hear a voice like Mike Shinoda

 

[Tamamo No Mae]

Donald Trump...definitely. Except it's the Family Guy version.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

I don't have a voice in my head

usually read posts in my own voice.

That's usually how it goes for me except for a few users here like @Tard Baby, @DrainRedRain, @Desire Lines, and @zedkissed60 for example.

 

[drain]

That's usually how it goes for me except for a few users here like @Tard Baby, @DrainRedRain, @Desire Lines, and @zedkissed60 for example.

what's my voice like, gator jeff?

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

what's my voice like, gator jeff?

Pretty excited fam. I don't really know how to describe it other than that

 

[Overcast]

Like a very positive “matter of fact” kind of person.

 

[Y2K Baby]

That's usually how it goes for me except for a few users here like @Tard Baby, @DrainRedRain, @Desire Lines, and @zedkissed60 for example.

WHAT IS MINE, JOFF

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

WHAT IS MINE, JOFF

It kind of reminds me of my voice when I was younger, but different enough to not be me.

 

[Overcast]

What about mine?

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

What about mine?

I always imagined you sounding upbeat

 

[Altera the Hun]

He sounds like a hearty fellow

 

[Count groudon]

An American man trying to sound like a cute anime girl.

Mostly because my autistic mind finds that extremely funny for some reason.