What voice do you read the above Kiwi's posts in?

[UE 558]

Nothing, because Silent Bob doesn't fucking talk

 

[Shibaru]

Redneck

 

[Quoookie]

Weird Al Yankovic's

 

[Tardevoir]

MC Ride's

 

[PL 001]

Emo Philips

 

[Black Waltz]

the crypt keeper

 

[Burgers in the ass]

Cosmo pre trans

 

[cuddle striker]

just a weird hissing sort of slurry

 

[Ass eating cunt]

Old southern grandma

 

[Recoil]

Old southern grandma

I hear a screaming anime villain approaching their final form.

 

[Just A Butt]

Radar SONAR pings.

I'm an idiot.

 

[Recoil]

Radar SONAR pings.

I'm an idiot.

H. Jon Benjamin, seriously.

 

[Black Waltz]

a pirate

 

[Tempest]

teenage boy

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

A scary raspy voice.

 

[cuddle striker]

Fry.

 

[AZ 594]

Like Pica from One Piece

 

[PL 001]

Rusty Shackleford

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

Steve Buscemi.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

Imagine if you could form actual human phonemes through rustling parsley leaves.