What voice do you read the above Kiwi's posts in?

[Ass Johnson]

Aflac duck/Gilbert gottfried

 

[Shiawase]

Jason Alexander.

 

[Phimosis Jonisis]

My own

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Lorenzo Music

 

[glass_houses]

A rather pleasant woman's voice in the contralto registers, largely accent neutral.

 

[gabardineDelinquent]

Brendan Small if he were Norwegian.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Danny DeVito

 

[The Cunting Death]

low feminine voice with a tone of "I swear to christ next person who looks at me funny is getting a fist in the face"

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Ramona Flowers with a pack a day huskiness

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Mel Blanc

 

[ItsMeCaitlin]

Felix the Cat

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Kermit

 

[Frozen in time]

Jimmy from gta 5

 

[Begemot]

A gibbering zombie

 

[TFT-A9]

Michael Clarke-Duncan doing a falsetto.

 

[ItsMeCaitlin]

Optimus Prime if he was voiced by Chris Pratt

 

[Old Man Mario]

Like one of those Gloop and Gleep blob things from the Herculoids cartoon.

 

[gabardineDelinquent]

Ron Jeremy

 

[Mayor Adam West]

What's that fat fuck from Jumpstreet? I read it in his voice. Jonah Hill, yeah, that's him.

 

[Frozen in time]

the wise old southern grandfather