What voice do you read the above Kiwi's posts in?

[George Orson Welles]

A more nasally version of her voice.

 

[Fougaro]

A mixture of 70s porn star and a long lost member of ABBA.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

A mixture of 70s porn star and a long lost member of ABBA.

A thick brooklyn accent

 

[Rigor Meowtis]

Inhuman gurgling with the occasional word that sounds slurred.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Inhuman gurgling with the occasional word that sounds slurred.

A soft husky voice.

 

[Mister Loser]

Fat bear voice, like Baloo.

 

[Niggernerd]

Danny Devito

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Jaleel White

 

[Tempest]

black widow

 

[Pee Cola]

Jen from The IT Crowd.

 

[Begemot]

Jen from The IT Crowd.

Smirking Aramaic

 

[Trapitalism]

A gay furry with a Russian accent.

 

[I Exist]

A gay furry with a Russian accent.

Japanese pornstar mid-orgasm.

 

[Wraith]

Orson Wells during his Unicron performance in the 1986 Transformers movie.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

An elderly lady with highly advanced Emphysema.

 

[Jason Wynn]

A dalek

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Dennis Leary, through an electronic larynx-box.

 

[Tempest]

Sean Connery

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Sean Connery

The raspy croak of a chain smoking grandma.

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

A late night announcer