What was David Lynch's cause of death?

[Fat Gollum]

I want to hear your theory.

 

[Toilet seats vendor]

He was lynched

 

[Dagger Dragger]

He didn't die, he just had to return to the Black Lodge.

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

He transcendentally meditated so hard he escaped the cycle of samsara.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

He lost one of his Woody Woodpecker children and his grief-stricken heart just gave out

 

[Jason Wynn]

He ate one too many Filet O Fish sandwiches

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iLw94o82baU&pp=ygUVRGF2aWQgbHluY2ggbWNkb25hbGRz

 

[Hamstirer]

Rabies

 

[PonderosaPete]

Like all the greats, it was probably auto-erotic asphyxiation.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

FK in the coffee.