What was the Funniest Attempt to Derail a Thread?

[SpergPatrol]

We all seen on many lolcow threads people who join with to agure with us or sperg over thier friend/favorite creator.

It got me wondering what was the funniest instance you have seen of this happening on a thread?

 

[Just A Butt]

probably that time Maddie tried to throw her buddy William under the bus and ended up with her own thread (that will forever rot in PG because she is fat and boring)

E: i would post links or whatever but i already spent like 2 seconds trying to remember the threads and i feel like that's plenty

 

[snailslime]

all of my a&h baitposts