What was the most beta thing you’ve ever done?

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Admit your embarrassments for my entertainment.

 

[Coke Pope]

I used to care about people's pronouns.
Now, whenever I am in doubt I just call everyone 'it'.

 

[Alpacawitz]

Eaten ass

 

[Marco Fucko]

Sometimes I ramble on about much better it is to be in a close knit rural community and go hunting even though I'm training to become a white collar professional and a lot of my friends have drifted away.

 

[Strange Rope Hero]

I begged an old GF to get back with me over Facebook randomly like three years after the fact.
She read the messages, but never responded.

Oh yeah, i got rid of one of my balls.

 

[Scooter Braun]

I unironically wear a Billie Eilish shirt

Because I'm a bad guy

 

[TV's Adam West]

I fell in love with a girl.

 

[Marco Fucko]

I fell in love with a girl.

She's in love with the world, though.

 

[Monolith]

I still dab, albeit ironically.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

I don't actually claim to sexually identify as an attack helicopter IRL.

 

[Rokko]

I never poisoned someone....

 

[Violence Jack]

One time i was at a party playing mario party and a fat ass girl (pretty face tho) mentioned kojima to me. My homosexual friend decided he was sick and i had to walk him home. not plowing her after she mentioned getting fucked in the woods was my greatest failure as a man.

 

[J A N D E K]

Clicked the drink rate on @Mein Garten ’s above post as a “Cheers! Me too”

 

[Grinrow]

One time I was walking out of the supermarket and someone looked me in the eyes and I quickly looked away

 

[No Exit]

I brought a girl back to my place, didn't bang her even though it was clear it would have happened had I put the moves on her, and then proceeded to orbit her a few months.
I also used to hold some pretty left opinions, unironically called myself a gamer and would post about nintendo on facebook.

 

[Arctic Fox]

I got shot once. The most embarrassing thing possible if you don't die.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Owned the movie "Porky's" on Betamax

 

[Hoopla]

Stalked and doxxed a crush. Don't know why 16 year old me thought this was a good idea.

 

[Token Weeaboo]

I don't catch social queues at all- still don't- when I looked back at my high school history and messages I could have bitches for days. Except I'm just an idiot.

 

[LazyLizard]

girl was leading me on for a while and constantly asking to "borrow" money from me and she would "totally repay it all really soon". after 2 months of this i asked to get my money back and she just told me to go fuck myself and if i ever talked to her again she would send her boyfriends (not boyfriend but boyfriends) on me.

so i was basically out $100+ and wouldn't be getting it back