What was your first experience with Null?

Back when KF still had a Discord server, I was in a VC with him and he just told me to interrupt the autists that wouldn't shut up.
 
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His MATI stream on Cosmo Wright. First I ever really heard of KF or followed lolcows aside from Chris.
 
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When I first registered I signed up using a VPN and my account got denied so I emailed Null and he replied with this, keep in mind I only emailed him once... he accused me of spamming him... :(

Josh god damn it, please approve my Mediocre account on KiwiFarms, I'll love you forever if you do. My account got denied because I made a previous one I think called xxxxx which I made using a VPN so I assume it was denied because of that.

Love,

Mediocre.

He replied

I've approved it, stop fucking emailing me you fucking psychopathic
retard cunt. How fucking hard is it to make a new account and not use a
fucking open proxy flagged as a spammer? Jesus fucking christ.

I guess he was very mad that day.
 
I saw Null at a grocery store in Kiev not that long ago when he was there . I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and pester him about lolcow splinter sites or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now motherfucker?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Hey little guy, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any Jewish eerverwatching,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by plugging his MATI stream.
 
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When I first registered I signed up using a VPN and my account got denied so I emailed Null and he replied with this, keep in mind I only emailed him once... he accused me of spamming him... :(



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I guess he was very mad that day.
I think he may have meant your proxy/vpn was flagged as a spammer rather than that you were spamming him. Good first encounter though, lol.
 
I met him downtown a while back. At first his face was kinda obscured but once i climaxed i realized it was Null.
I said, "hey you run that gay-ass website."
He then went on a rant about how expensive bandwidth was, cloudflare and dmca so i tossed him a few extra sheckels before he disappeared into the night.
 
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I am his feeding slave.
I am chained to his basement and I have to cook for the slav women he kidnaps in order to fatten them up.

He is a pretty swell guy I got dental insurance and all
 
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First day I joined he went on my profile and told me my profile image was too lewd despite it being less lewd than my current one and I've seen way lewder profile images here.

He told me in his exact words "site si sfw"

This led many spergs to believe I had a porn image as my user image and I had many after ask me to show them the image.
 
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