What was your last post before the plug was pulled?

[RI 360]

 

[Aquinas]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/die-kiwi-farms-die.28045/#post-2040461

 

[ICametoLurk]

 

[Strelok]

Amusingly it was also about one of Vordrak's methods to intimidate people who are tangentially related to the farms.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

 

[WireSponge]

Alright, we're here, just sittin' in the car.
I want you to show me if you can get far.
Step on the gas! (Step on the gas?)
Step on the brakes! (Step on the breaks?)
Now step on the gas! (Step on the gas?)
When I say boom boom boom, you say bam bam bam!
No pause in between, come on, let's jam!
Step on the gas! (Step on the gas!)
Step on the brakes! (Step on the breaks!)
Step on the brakes! (Step on the breaks!)
Step on the gas! (Step on the gas!)
I'm glad you know which way to go, but it ain't gonna stop me, here we go.
Check and turn the signals to the right! (Check and turn the signals to the right!)
Now turn to the right! (Now turn to the right!)
Check and turn the signals to the left! (Check and turn the signals to the left!)
Now turn to the left! (Now turn to the left!)
Woh ho ho ho! Stop the car!
We got an emergency, can't you see?
''Do you know why we stopped the car? (Do I know why we stopped the car?)
Guess... (Guess?) What... (What?)
Do you know why we stopped the car? (Do I know why we stopped the car?)
Guess... (Guess?) What... (What?)
I forgot to close the door. (You forgot to close the door)
Now just don't forget
This ain't kung fu, come on again!
Check and turn the signals to the right! (Check and turn the signals to the right!)
Step on the gas now turn to the right! (Step on the gas now turn to the right!)
Check and turn the signals to the left! (Check and turn the signals to the left!)
Step on the gas now turn to the left! (Step on the gas now turn to the left!)
Step on the brakes! (Step on the brakes!)
Do you know why we stopped the car again? (Do I know why we stopped the car again?)
That's because you just got your license!

 

[Bassomatic]

Bassomatic: Enjoy your mercury poisoning.
As for cost, ease and health it's pretty high up there.
I can't do canned tuna personally but can't bash those who do.

 

[The Queen of Trash]

"Fuck you, nigga. I ain't reading shit."
Jan. 18, 2017

 

[Jason Genova]

"just add hot sauce and a fuck ton of salt bro makes it 1000% better"

Spoiler

@Bassomatic

 

[Somar]

The Entire Monsters Vs Aliens Script

 

[Kinkshamer]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/solidmario.4454/page-47#post-2036588

He does realize that he doesn't have to log in to view content, right?

 

[Darwin Watterson]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/delete-my-account.27964/page-4#post-2039731

We're sure this isn't Brandobaris? If he isn't, he's sure got the impersonation down.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

I'm still amazed by people bothering to reply Brad with textwalls tbh, especially knowing that he won't ever listen.

 

[Lurkman]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/strong-sense-of-self.27639/#post-2035743

If I had known the site was gonna go down, I really wish my last post wasn't a shitty joke.

 

[WW 635]

I'll trade @Dynastia's dox for Vordrak's imprisonment (idc where) and 12 high quality dick selfies.

Edit: It's all for the forum ofc.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/forum-is-closing.28044/#post-2040497

 

[Lackadaisy]

"The inner cities being shitholes is a joint effort of all races."

 

[SpessCaptain]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/die-kiwi-farms-die.28045/

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

He looks like Chris as a metalhead.

shrug

 

[HY 140]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/page-293#post-2039855

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Well I'll be damned.