What was your worst interaction with a chinaman? - Rude, pushy, filthy, smelly. Tell me tales of the heathen Chinee.

As someone who spent a few years in Asia, even the overseas Chinese (Chinese who lived for 100+ years in places like Malaysia, Singapore, etc) don't like people from the PRC. Seem to walk around with a massive chip on their shoulder. Funniest thing when a PRC commits a crime, the overseas Chinese want them to gtfo of their country.
 
Any hotel/motel they go to, they clear out as much of the freebies as they can. I've actually seen them skulking stuff off of the cleaning carts. If there's a breakfast buffet, be sure to get there first unless all you want to eat is cereal, especially if there's a family.

Greedy, inconsiderate and rude are about the only words that come to mind if I were asked for a description.
 
Speaking as a chink, I can tell you from my experiences in university that some mainlanders can be rather poor dormmates.
My roommate was a lanky Chinese kid who didn't understand hygiene or personal space (my parents gossiped that he must be from one of those regions where people only shower once a week). I'm not sure if he actually smelled bad because I would breathe with my mouth around him, but his long, unwashed hair was slick with oil; when he wanted me to check something online with my laptop, he would lean over until his nose was practically touching the screen, with his greasy hair draping over my keyboard and hands. I quickly opted for the rest of the year to sleep on the couch in the common area, just so I didn't have to deal with him every night. I only go back inside to grab a change of clothes and bathroom essentials, and every time I do I see piles of his stuff strewn about carelessly with the occasional box of half-eaten food. The place smelled.
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Most of the people within the dorm were mindful of others, the only exception being the loud gaggle of Chinese exchange students that would hang out in the common area around midnight (very insular group, couldn't find myself ever being a part of them). I can sleep through the noise, but you can tell they were around before you even enter the building. They would also stand outside of the entrance to have a cigarette, regardless of if there were any windows open for the secondhand smoke to blow inside.

One time, they cooked for themselves using the common area's kitchen, spilling a jar of fermented bamboo shoots in the process. The common area reeked of the stuff, so I ended up being the one to wipe the mess up since they didn't. Couldn't really do anything about the pot of cooked rice they left out though, and nobody claimed it until the contents inside have already turned into an exciting tableau of feathery mold days later.
 
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Recently a chinaman invited me to his house for dinner. I thought he was being friendly, but as soon as I showed up the "food" he provided was bat soup. I tried to refuse to eat the dish, but suddenly, Kathy Zhu jumped out of the closet and started shoveling the bat soup down my throat and calling me a racist. I discovered the nex lot day that I had contracted coronavirus, and am am on quarantine until further notice.
 
Try not to fly in to Arizona unless you hit up the main airport. Lots of little Cessna's floating around, flying the wrong way, etc for Transpac or whatever they're called these days. The schools have whoever is able to bribe their way into an airline job and send them stateside, where they try to start learning Eng and how to fly....which is already taxing for the domestic kids. They can pantomime the same things over and over, but if something out of the ordinary happens then there could be some disastrous accidents waiting to happen. Last time I passed through Sedona I talked to a couple who almost had some kid run right into them while landing the opposite direction on the runway. They said it happens all the time. Knowing that DVT gets lots of foreign student traffic I keep hearing it's only a matter of time before some guy stumbles right onto one of the bigger buses.
 
Knew a guy who was a complete, and utter shithead. He was a tattletale, bossy af, rude, smug, and just plain mean. He tried to act like he was part of management when he clearly wasn't, and caused a lot drama with the rest of the staff. Eventually, it was revealed that he thought so highly of himself because he was having an affair with one of the supervisors. The supervisor was also Chinese, and also a huge bitch who clearly hated her family considering how poorly she treated them whenever they were around, but that's a different story.

Anyways, eventually the two tried to get another employee fired because they thought she knew about the affair. She didn't. She had no clue. None of us did. It wasn't until they tried to frame her by saying that she was stealing company property that we all found out. When we checked the tapes we didn't find her stealing anything. What we did find were the two lovebirds making out in the break room.

Needless to say, they were both immediately fired, and and the other employee was found to be completely innocent. The supervisor ended up getting divorced, and the other guy got hired as a manager at another store only to be fired two weeks later for, and I swear I'm not kidding here, stealing company property.
 
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Speaking as a chink, I can tell you from my experiences in university that some mainlanders can be rather poor dormmates.

When I'd visit the state college to see friends, there was always a group of Asians smoking up the common area. I always thought they were Japanese, until a Korean buddy informed me that Japs don't socialize & smoke at the same time; they do one thing at a time, generally. So if there's a bunch of Asians sitting in silence, chain-smoking, they're either Nips or Koreans.

As someone who spent a few years in Asia, even the overseas Chinese (Chinese who lived for 100+ years in places like Malaysia, Singapore, etc) don't like people from the PRC. Seem to walk around with a massive chip on their shoulder. Funniest thing when a PRC commits a crime, the overseas Chinese want them to gtfo of their country.

The same can be said about expats, and especially 3rd/4th gen Chinese-______'s, who don't even remember Tiananmen Square beyond it being a meme. They can't do the moonspeak anymore, and I've heard them openly bagging on their own family still in the PRC, for not being smart enought to gtfo.
 
Bought eight vials of corona virus for $125,000. I get why the government want to have samples but tasking me with purchasing it because I'm the one in the office that is "good with computers" seems reckless, but I made it happen. Chinaman shows up with a six pack of Coronas, tries to tell me that "cellvessa" is chinese for virus, doesn't even try to explain how the two cans of budweiser fits into the set of eight vials I bought with taxpayer money, this is why you don't pay in advance when dealing with them. I took that to the head of the department and said this is what you get when dealing with the fucking chinese, they are all unapologetic crooks and you paid them $250,000 for eight beers. Shame on you.
 
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