What weird autistic thing are you gonna do in public this month?

[Pissmaster]

I am going to start asking waiters and waitresses what happened to the ashtray on the table at restaurants, just to fuck with them and confuse the zoomers.

What about you?

 

[The Luigi Player]

Ask them their wages.

 

[Blouie]

Ask the cashier their name and then thank them with a different name.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

>Go out in public
Oh hell no.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I'm gonna fart so loud that I will be detained for suspected terrorism.

 

[Pissmaster]

>Go out in public
Oh hell no.

But you must

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

wear a kiwi farms shirt.

 

[axeltrite]

Exist.

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

Shout Sieg Heil, or some shit like that

 

[batterybee]

mention the farms in casual conversation to people in public

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

What I always do. Be myself.

 

[Creep3r]

Go to a crowded restaurant and start coofing loudly after a few minutes. That'll send the herds running.

 

[Synthetic Smug]

Probably go to a home improvement store and stand staring in wonder at the beauty and precision of various mechanical fasteners.

 

[batterybee]

Probably go to a home improvement store and stand staring in wonder at the beauty and precision of various mechanical fasteners.

based mechanical fastener enjoyer

 

[Johnny Salami]

gonna ask the Indians at work why their skin in poop colored

 

[Open Window Maniac]

But you must

Make me!

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

wear a kiwi farms shirt.

I...actually did this. I wore the Wholesome shirt to the grocery store a few months ago and this little old woman came up to me and told me how much she liked it because it reminded her of a dog she used to own.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Bought an avacado. Cashier mentioned how much he could go for guac. I said look up Jeb's recipe and then informed him I hated avacados and was trying to grow the tree with it for fun.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Go to a crowded restaurant and start coofing loudly after a few minutes. That'll send the herds running.

I've been coughing on masked NPCs in public for over 2 years now. And not just a gentle cough, I cough like I'm dying. At this point I'm so experienced I should get an academy award for the best tuberculosis impression. Very fun hobby, can't recommend it hard enough

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

wear a kiwi farms shirt.

I did this on vacation last week (the Halloween one with spooky slobbermut). A fellow retard gave me the fight club nod and said "the corn harvest was bountiful this year," before slinking back to his short bus.