What weird autistic thing are you gonna do in public this month?

[Pissmaster]

I am going to start asking waiters and waitresses what happened to the ashtray on the table at restaurants, just to fuck with them and confuse the zoomers.

What about you?

 

[Sundae]

Next time someone says hi to me in a grocery store, I'm going to start telling them about random weird animal facts I've memorized. Stuff like how binturongs emit a smell that is identical to the scent of buttered popcorn, how lemurs use millipede venom to get high, stuff like that.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I’m gonna bust out some glowsticks in the middle of Panda Express and start a rave,

 

[SandyCat]

Post on kiwifarms

 

[Retink]

I'm going to lecture someone on how taxation is theft and that Asian wives are right for white guys.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

wear a kiwi farms shirt.

I'm going to lecture someone on how taxation is theft and that Asian wives are right for white guys.

that isnt autism, that is just straight up facts.

 

[Retink]

that isnt autism, that is just straight up facts.

I see you too are a fellow man of culture and lolberatrianism. How vast is your preban gun collection?

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Place the explosives I made with love in a tram

 

[Table Country]

I'll leave the house for the first time in a decade. I hear there are strange mutants around; eunuchs with two anuses, women with arms growing out of their crotch, and something called a "zoomer." Hopefully I can make it to the corner store and back in one piece. Wish me luck bros.

 

[ñññ]

I've been coughing on masked NPCs in public for over 2 years now. And not just a gentle cough, I cough like I'm dying. At this point I'm so experienced I should get an academy award for the best tuberculosis impression. Very fun hobby, can't recommend it hard enough

Are your coughs as good/gross/funny as the ones from @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg?

 

[Maude Snew]

Your mom OP

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Place the explosives I made with love in a tram

That's suicidal, not autistic. Please get your ass off the tracks.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Walk around blasting music out of my phone at top volume without using headphones. Unlike the common nigger who does this with rap, I will do it with anime theme songs

 

[The Lawgiver]

Probably the same thing I've done every month the past year or so which is take out my frustration in life on one of the 50 fucking street signs that are outside my damn house for some reason. Not even in a fucking city and yet there's like 50 warning signs for bike lanes and speedbumps on a road where people just use the sidewalk. The signs practically serve no purpose other than to mildly confuse people and take my foot to them in times of great mental anguish. Imagine Waluigi in smash bros when he kicks people that's what I do to these fucking things. I still YEARS after their implementation have no idea why the government chose to put these fucking things down the entirety of the fucking street it's wasteful as hell. Never managed to damage or break one but Jesus fuck they shake and rattle like you would not fucking believe at the slightest bump and it kinda reminds me of the time I crashed my electric scooter into a mailbox as a kid when I hear that fucking sound.

 

[stupid orc]

>go to the Aldi checkout
>look cashier dead in the eyes
>say AT LEAST YOU GET TO SIT DOWN *HAHAHAHAHA*
>watch them seethe

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Stuff like how binturongs emit a smell that is identical to the scent of buttered popcorn

Acting like the average suburban soccermom normie even knows what tf a binturong is