What were the worst "neopronouns" you've seen? - Kiwi/kiwiself

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the faer/faeself one is hilariously repulsive, but among the greater universe of Tumblr head cases, sadly basic

seriously, imagine actually using that in regular conversation. "I invited faer, but fae said fae already went by faeself." you're comitting violence against anybody nice and/or retarded enough to actually try to indulge your stupid childish delusions

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I... what
 
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A lot of neopronouns are easy to shit on, "faeself", "wolfself", "xe/xem", but out of all of them I shit on "it/its/itself" the most, and apparently according to Kikepedia, "it" isn't even considered a "neopronoun".

Not to get too deep into this but growing up I had one particular year that was pretty fucked from the bullying/retard kid shit I had to deal with, and one of the ways my classmates would fuck with me was by specifically referring to me as an "it". I wasn't "worthy" enough to be called by any proper pronouns, and was referred in such a way that was supposed to make me feel less than human. The very fact that there are kids/teens/general people who actually want to be called "it/its/itself" not only makes me seethe beyond the levels of being MATI, but it's one of the few things I genuinely will use wokeism Jedi mindtricks with other people because I absolutely will refuse to give into calling people the very thing that brought me pain and harm as an elementary schooler. In other words trannies, "check your privilege".
 
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Schizotism said:
Bun/Bunself;
Kitty/Kittyself;
Prin/Princeself.
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These are the ones that you aren't going to get much traction with. We haven't heard any news stories where some kid had a meltdown when the teacher refused to refer to them as bunself. These are 100% internet sooper speshal pronouns. And calling yourself Princeself is blasphemy towards The Purple One.
 
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A lot of neopronouns are easy to shit on, "faeself", "wolfself", "xe/xem", but out of all of them I shit on "it/its/itself" the most, and apparently according to Kikepedia, "it" isn't even considered a "neopronoun".

Not to get too deep into this but growing up I had one particular year that was pretty fucked from the bullying/retard kid shit I had to deal with, and one of the ways my classmates would fuck with me was by specifically referring to me as an "it". I wasn't "worthy" enough to be called by any proper pronouns, and was referred in such a way that was supposed to make me feel less than human. The very fact that there are kids/teens/general people who actually want to be called "it/its/itself" not only makes me seethe beyond the levels of being MATI, but it's one of the few things I genuinely will use wokeism Jedi mindtricks with other people because I absolutely will refuse to give into calling people the very thing that brought me pain and harm as an elementary schooler. In other words trannies, "check your privilege".
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honestly 'it' is my choice for worse as well. using 'it' as a pronoun comes across as extremley autistic, i cant imagine anoyne without autism using it, and it just mean this very autistic person is either being taken advantage of or is clearly falling for stuff they have no way of comprehending. I also see 'it' as so incredibly dehumanizing. inanimate objects get referred to as it. even mangy stray dogs usually get referred to as he/she rather than it. human beings are not 'it'
 
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Weed Eater said:
A lot of neopronouns are easy to shit on, "faeself", "wolfself", "xe/xem", but out of all of them I shit on "it/its/itself" the most, and apparently according to Kikepedia, "it" isn't even considered a "neopronoun".

Not to get too deep into this but growing up I had one particular year that was pretty fucked from the bullying/retard kid shit I had to deal with, and one of the ways my classmates would fuck with me was by specifically referring to me as an "it". I wasn't "worthy" enough to be called by any proper pronouns, and was referred in such a way that was supposed to make me feel less than human. The very fact that there are kids/teens/general people who actually want to be called "it/its/itself" not only makes me seethe beyond the levels of being MATI, but it's one of the few things I genuinely will use wokeism Jedi mindtricks with other people because I absolutely will refuse to give into calling people the very thing that brought me pain and harm as an elementary schooler. In other words trannies, "check your privilege".
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I had a friend that used it pronouns and I just REFUSED. She kept saying it was to claim the right over being dehumanized but I'm starting to think she was just a deranged tranny that wants a rot dog and special attention.
 
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This whole concept is so alien to me. I am convinced most of these freaks are just terminally-online housebound entities, because I never see these kinds of weirdos out in public. If someone told people to call them a different pronoun where I live they'd get the fucking shit kicked out of them until the people kicking figured out what a "pronoun" meant. Then they'd get kicked harder.
 
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Cats said:
This whole concept is so alien to me. I am convinced most of these freaks are just terminally-online housebound entities, because I never see these kinds of weirdos out in public. If someone told people to call them a different pronoun where I live they'd get the fucking shit kicked out of them until the people kicking figured out what a "pronoun" meant. Then they'd get kicked harder.
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They exist in real life sadly, I live in a hick ass community where we don't really do the whole gender pronoun shit. I still had some random ask me if I was an LGBTQ pagan. Yes, literally. It wasn't even subtle. Just trying to check out at the store and this cashier is like "Are you LGBTQ?" "No." "Are you pagan?" "...no" "Oh... Are you-" "I don't think we should interact again thank you." And I took my bags and left. Before that she once told me she's temporarily here from california and I've just done my best not to go shopping while she's working. Keeps telling me I look like a friend from back home too and it makes my skin crawl because I just know she means a fuckin tranny.
 
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They exist in real life sadly, I live in a hick ass community where we don't really do the whole gender pronoun shit. I still had some random ask me if I was an LGBTQ pagan. Yes, literally. It wasn't even subtle. Just trying to check out at the store and this cashier is like "Are you LGBTQ?" "No." "Are you pagan?" "...no" "Oh... Are you-" "I don't think we should interact again thank you." And I took my bags and left. Before that she once told me she's temporarily here from california and I've just done my best not to go shopping while she's working. Keeps telling me I look like a friend from back home too and it makes my skin crawl because I just know she means a fuckin tranny.
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What the hell are you actually looking like lmao
 
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poop/poopself
In truth i've never heard one of the weird ones with x in them in person and i refuse to believe anyone using them online is being serious since it's so unimaginably stupid.
i guess the worst one i've actually seen used is "hir" which is pretty bad but not quite on the level of putting random x's in pronouns.
 
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