What were the worst "neopronouns" you've seen? - Kiwi/kiwiself

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He\She and Him\Her - no problem..

All the rest of this Fe Fi Fo Fum bullshit is there purely so these dull and slightly demented "activists" can take offense and allows them to take the moral high ground that doesn't actually exist.
 
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This whole concept is so alien to me. I am convinced most of these freaks are just terminally-online housebound entities, because I never see these kinds of weirdos out in public. If someone told people to call them a different pronoun where I live they'd get the fucking shit kicked out of them until the people kicking figured out what a "pronoun" meant. Then they'd get kicked harder.
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see, when this tranny genderblob shit started like a decade ago, I was saying the exact same thing. at the time I was dating a chick from the east coast and she swore up and down this shit is real and it doesn't just exist on the internet. I never believed her until one time when we went to her home town to visit her mom, she took me to the art college she went to, and by the holy foreskin of Allah, it was crawling with the exact kind of freak who up to that point I had only seen in FYAD troon threads. the place she was from is absolutely nuclear cursed, so at the time I swore it was an affliction unique to the more awful areas of the east and west coasts. but now, I'm starting to see them here too. it's still somewhat rare, but there are chronically online genderblobs here that dare to venture out of their parents' house in outfits that look like a toddler picked them, with awful neon hair dye, standing around among normal society like they belong there. I can't stop myself from staring every time I see them, and I'm not the only one. I partly hope they feel my gaze burning into them and experience at least a little shame for being selfish enough to subject innocent people to their retarded existence
 
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Anything that isn't the standard he or she. They/them makes me roll my eyes hard enough, then you get the people who put "he/they" or "she/they" in the bio and expect you to use both, which makes no sense and is confusing as hell.

I'm also shocked that "fae" is a popular option among the terminally online people of gender, many don't seem to remember it was coined on Tumblr by someone who identified as a fairy. There's all that infighting over how far the self-ID thing should go, with most believing it's totally normal and natural to identify as neither male nor female, but then they draw the line at stuff like otherkin. Yet you still see a lot of "fae/faer" amongst the kids who are deep into this nonsense but otherwise think that saying you're actually a fairy/wolf/anime character is too far.

Some other ridiculous ones I've seen in the wild? "Chee/chrr" ("she/her" but meant to sound like raccoon noises, in the bio of a TIM furry) and "ghey/ghem" ("they/them" but more gay. Of course these were on a man who considers himself a lesbian). What's next, "qui/quir/quirself"? Since we all know how much they love calling themselves queer.
 
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They/them makes me roll my eyes hard enough, then you get the people who put "he/they" or "she/they" in the bio and expect you to use both, which makes no sense and is confusing as hell.
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especially if they have a clear presenting gender - there’s a high volume of chronically online women who have no desire to look in any way masculine with “he/they him/them” in their bios. they typically dress extremely feminine, wear heavy makeup, and usually have an “e-thot”-esque online presence. for whatever reason, that specific type of tranny autism drives me the most insane.
 
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Moon/moonself & star/starself. Only because the one using it was an obnoxious lardass black girl who screeched about some Minecrafter's "privilege". If you're going to use astrology type neopronouns, at least look like you fit the aesthetic and not some bum from Michigan.
 
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I met a Nir/Nirs/Nirself that was a somewhat homely looking girl in my college art portfolio class, she offered us all cards on how to address her. Or Nir. Or whatever. Wore shirts with slogans like "genderless is best". Her sample resume had her pronouns printed almost as large as her name. Suprisingly she was a pretty mellow girl that didn't match the obnoxious pronoun shit she had going on.
 
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I’ve seen a couple people here unironically using Xir/Xirself. Seen a few more who refer to themselves as “womyn”

Only in Portland…
 
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people who identify as trees.
tree/trees/treeself

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