What Will Happen When Tommy Dies?

[sperginity]

truly autistic kiwis will take a pilgrimage to his grave, to pee on it or graffiti it or w/e

 

[Mr Snek]

His body will be taken by the military who will use it to create the most horrible chemical weapons known to man.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

A junky will be dead, and his state-funded cremation will be his last waste of tax dollars

 

[BigTodd]

truly autistic kiwis will take a pilgrimage to his grave, to pee on it or graffiti it or w/e

Rated optimistic that Tom will have a grave other than a shared pauper's grave for his ashes.

 

[Owlflaps]

He’ll die and the world will celebrate that it lost one kiddy-diddling, dog-fucking pedophile.

 

[Deadpool]

His death will be unnoticed until his rent is overdue enough for the landlord to come demand payment. Normally the smell would alert someone, with Tom though it couldn't be any worse than when he was alive.

He'll be buried in a paupers grave and his possessions burned, or thrown away. His apartment will be fumigated and extensively cleaned before being declared a lost cause, and boarded up. Then even the autists on the farms will forget him, and he'll be purged from the annals of time as if he never existed.

 

[QT 219]

Other lolcows who are not yet identified will squirm out of the woodwork of the Internet to pay respects, allowing new threads to be created. From death; life.

 

[Plissken]

Nothing will happen. Tommy is a truly inconsequential member of society, nothing of value will be lost when he passes... I'd actually argue that we'd gain a little from his passing, the world will be just a tiny bit safer for children.

 

[DatBepisTho]

The man is a giant roach, I don't think anyone will truly be rid of that infestation.

 

[KookiesNKreem]

There will be a great sigh as Mother Earth feels a tremendous weight lifted from it's chest. The world will enter a new state of peace and harmony, knowing that the godfather of all deviancy has been laid to rest.

And somehow, somewhere, the secret order of intergalactic Jews will swear revenge against us, and start sending giant space lizards to attack Earth out of respect for their fallen comrade.

We need to gather five Kiwis with attitude to fight the space Jew menace with the power of Voltrautistic.

 

[AnOminous]

A week of short "oh well he croaked I guess" posts on his threads on various fora and then nobody will ever think of him again.

 

[XE 600]

The world will become a slightly better place.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

Feral cats will eat him and Tucson PD will throw a party.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Rats will shit on his corpse.