What would a Kiwi Farms-themed Airbnb look like?

[Alligator Alcatraz]

hamster shrine may or may not be required

 

[Not a bee]

There are DEFINITELY crusty groupie
socks laying around....

 

[Gog & Magog]

Kiwi iconography everywhere. The walls are a green kiwi pattern. Kiwi lawn ornaments, kiwi themed cups and plates, kiwi posters and picture frames, (containing pictures of kiwis of course.) Even the bathroom is kiwi themed. The handsoap is kiwi scented.

 

[Meat Target]

All the wall art would be Sonichu comics. The fridge would always be stocked with Fanta. There'd be lime-green paint and brown shag carpet.

 

[Aljam]

Like IKEA but you have to build the furniture and you eat the free samples and live amoungst the displays

 

[Cedric_Eff]

The furniture is made of solid old wood and it be dark brown. Eastern European style beds. Concrete or brick walls with a Persian rug hung up on the wall.

Lime green bedsheets. Hamsters in a cage that the AirBnB owner has.

Cats as well. Dogs maybe.

There’s an small little herbs/basil pot in the veranda.

There’s moonshine under the sink. Borscht in the fridge. Shitty kebabs leftovers in the fridge as well.

There’s an Keurig machine and it’s power cord is connected to a shitty extension cord going up to a bathroom outlet.

People protesting outside and throwing bricks at the building and all.

Also the literature on the bookshelf is whatever is recommended from the Self-Sufficiency sub forum.

Also there’s an painting of the Sneed’s Feed and Seed building.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

 

[parsnip]

Like if the Waco compound and a LAN party had a baby

 

[gorgoroth7134]

Like if the Waco compound and a LAN party had a baby

and the baby had fetal alcohol syndrome