What would a Wincel look like

[AxlRoseBaby]

Incel is a guy who cant get laid. Previous word for that was Virgin.

But question is. If someone made the word Wincel mean a thing. What would it mean to you?

 

[CallmeCicada]

What would a Wincel look like

Answer: OP

 

[Nagato Kai Ni Surigao]

>watching movie at home on my laptop with 5/10 femoid
>think she likes me
>windows tells me i have to update my computer in 5 minutes and turns off the movie
>she gets all mad and asks why i did that
>try to explain windows just does that sometimes we just have to wait for it to restart
>she wont listen and storms out
>tfw wincel

 

[Hellwalker]

An incel that uses Windows?

 

[AxlRoseBaby]

Answer: OP

I liked this one the best

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Wincel​

A person who wins who lives inside a prison cell
I am not a incel, i am a wincel, i was in jail for the past decade i sometimes visit my cell block in nostalgia, i also never lost on mario cart 8.. .
by Jamypower July 4, 2024
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[CallmeCicada]

>watching movie at home on my laptop with 5/10 femoid
>think she likes me
>windows tells me i have to update my computer in 5 minutes and turns off the movie
>she gets all mad and asks why i did that
>try to explain windows just does that sometimes we just have to wait for it to restart
>she wont listen and storms out
>tfw wincel

I like this.
Wincel - Windows
Maccel - Apple
Tuxcel (?) - Linux

If anyone has a better suggestion for Linux users I'd like to see it.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Lincel

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I like this.
Wincel - Windows
Maccel - Apple
Tuxcel (?) - Linux

If anyone has a better suggestion for Linux users I'd like to see it.

i like tuxcel, but you have to break it down even further by distro, cant have people not know you are and archcel or a gencel. dont get me started on those ubuncels.


sudo pacman -S GF

 

[CallmeCicada]

you have to break it down even further by distro

Fedoracel has so many layers to it.

 

[We Are The Witches]

I don't think that's what incel actually means (de facto definition), there's more nuance to it (such as: blaming the opposite gender for their failure, amongst other things).

 

[Grub]

i like tuxcel, but you have to break it down even further by distro, cant have people not know you are and archcel or a gencel. dont get me started on those ubuncels.


sudo pacman -S GF

Why not go further and break it down by desktop environment? I wouldn't want to be known as a gnomecel or matecel. The kdecels are probably too busy tweaking their desktop environment to even notice there's a girl next to them.

 

[Xev]

Weeb + incel= wincel

 

[Chaos Theorist]

I like this.
Wincel - Windows
Maccel - Apple
Tuxcel (?) - Linux

If anyone has a better suggestion for Linux users I'd like to see it.

Lincel
Gnucel

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Lincel
Gnucel

id like to interject for a moment. what you are referring to as lincel is in fact, lin/gnucel or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus lincel.

Why not go further and break it down by desktop environment? I wouldn't want to be known as a gnomecel or matecel.

you have to include both distro and desktop enviroment:
im a artixxfcecel

then again i wouldnt want anyone to think im a systemdcel so we need to also include the init:
openrcartixxfcecel

The kdecels are probably too busy tweaking their desktop environment to even notice there's a girl next to them.

im pretty sure nobody who has ever used kde has even been in the same room as a girl, let alone had one next to them.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Lincel
Gnucel

GNUcel is pretty good.

what you are referring to as lincel is in fact, lin/gnucel or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus lincel.

 

[Grub]

you have to include both distro and desktop enviroment:
im a artixxfcecel

then again i wouldnt want anyone to think im a systemdcel so we need to also include the init:
openrcartixxfcecel

If we're gonna do.that then you know the package managers should be in there too. Can't leave the snapcels and the flatcels out either they can go alongside the aptcels and paccels.

im pretty sure nobody who has ever used kde has even been in the same room as a girl, let alone had one next to them.

Sounds like gnomecel cope to me.

 

[Laburnum]

A Wincel is somebody who pays for Winrar.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

If we're gonna do.that then you know the package managers should be in there too. Can't leave the snapcels and the flatcels out either they can go alongside the aptcels and paccels.

agree. total snapcel and flatcel death. anyone who uses that garbage deserve death much more than troons do. god i hate snapcels and flatcels so much it's unreal.

 

[Grub]

agree. total snapcel and flatcel death. anyone who uses that garbage deserve death much more than troons do. god i hate snapcels and flatcels so much it's unreal.

I haven't used flatpak much but I fucking hate snap so much. I updated an old Ubuntu based distro that had been on 18.04, or whichever the LTS around that year was, up to the next LTS version after that. I didn't realize a whole bunch of shit had been moved to snap in that time and I had no fucking clue snap would fill the /var/ folder to the brim and be extremely difficult/nearly impossible to move and that you can't just move the fucking snap folder and once you do you done fucked up because putting it back is not as easy as moving it was and now it's completely broken and you can't use or remove or do anything with all the fucking snap packages that Ubuntu see to install by default.

 

[Executive Petrel]

>watching movie at home on my laptop with 5/10 femoid

Def fakecel