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I think aliens would not want to visit us as their biggest fear would be getting it in the ass. Not gently either. Not a soft slide in type experience. Like hard rammed slam it in the ass. Men rape each other a lot on earth. It is scary. Scary as fuck. I think aliens would not want to visit us.
It is kind of karma considering all the shit they have put up peoples ass. Like in the movie Fire in the Sky. No one believed that guy was raped. He was raped hard though by aliens probing his ass. Now what if aliens learned how to play guitar in G Major to join boy bands like Insync and assimilated themselves amongst us hoping we would not discover them. We would discover them though and boy when we did man we would give it to them in the ass so hard. It would be like that movie they filmed on Miami beach with Robin Williams where they are all gay the Bird Cage. Except with aliens.
Now you see why aliens don't want visit us? They are straight, on another planet getting whatever aliens consider equivalent to pussy. Just piping that shit. They would come to earth and feel the gayest experience was it was rammed up their ass. It would be quite gay.
Sorry to offend the sci fi fans. This is the part Jodi Foster left out of that movie where she makes contact with aliens and they are like "we cannot come to earth for like hundreds of thousands of years until your species has evolved. As your species is right now it just not happening." Then they erased all the footage on her camera they existed and you never heard the reason they did not think humans are mature enough. Of course humans are not mature enough. They would constantly slamming cock into the anus of an alien named George.
It would suck. Forget all the conspiracy theories. Forget everything you have witnessed in movies like Independence day and video games lik3 Duke Nukem and Prey. None of that shit is real. They are not planning a take over.
They are scared. Scared to come over and get a hard cock rammed right up the ass.
It is kind of karma considering all the shit they have put up peoples ass. Like in the movie Fire in the Sky. No one believed that guy was raped. He was raped hard though by aliens probing his ass. Now what if aliens learned how to play guitar in G Major to join boy bands like Insync and assimilated themselves amongst us hoping we would not discover them. We would discover them though and boy when we did man we would give it to them in the ass so hard. It would be like that movie they filmed on Miami beach with Robin Williams where they are all gay the Bird Cage. Except with aliens.
Now you see why aliens don't want visit us? They are straight, on another planet getting whatever aliens consider equivalent to pussy. Just piping that shit. They would come to earth and feel the gayest experience was it was rammed up their ass. It would be quite gay.
Sorry to offend the sci fi fans. This is the part Jodi Foster left out of that movie where she makes contact with aliens and they are like "we cannot come to earth for like hundreds of thousands of years until your species has evolved. As your species is right now it just not happening." Then they erased all the footage on her camera they existed and you never heard the reason they did not think humans are mature enough. Of course humans are not mature enough. They would constantly slamming cock into the anus of an alien named George.
It would suck. Forget all the conspiracy theories. Forget everything you have witnessed in movies like Independence day and video games lik3 Duke Nukem and Prey. None of that shit is real. They are not planning a take over.
They are scared. Scared to come over and get a hard cock rammed right up the ass.
