What would aliens biggest fear of visiting us be? - I will tell you what I think

[formershroomeryuser]

Get me unbanned from the shroomery! I know you post there!

Trent has met several aliens. First they use probes and probed Trent’s anus. But then the aliens became a little....too aroused, and all the aliens began taking turns slamming their penis into the anus of Trent.

Trent has been adbucted by aliens at least 10 times. The aliens don’t use the probes anymore. They just use their penis. Pleasure for the anus of a man named Trent.

It is hella accurate information that I post there but there is no getting unbanned from there. Your ban is a year and two days or 2 days less then a year I don't remember. Sui was like "try me ShiVers! Fucking try me!!" but then there was no flying of the fists when you did indeed try him. He just banned you. Kind of nothing anyone can do.

We will see you in a year. Of course I will probably be perma banned by then because I will try anybody the internet has made me that hard. Think of the peace that will transpire in your life the anus of Trent is too addictive. Mr Magentas wife will come back. Maybe. Etc. We wish you well. There is a life outside of shroomery my friend.

 

[Shiversblood]

You fucking bitch! Tel them to unban me! Instead of allowing aliens to probe your anus instead be useful for once!

 

[Y2K Baby]

The big gay.

 

[LobotomizedFerret]

My PP is ready for dem alien cheeks bb.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Or to go along with your line of thinking, how afraid are you of getting buttraped by chimps?

Extremely.

 

[JosephStalin]

Believe the aliens' biggest fear is that of being bored to death. Any race with interstellar technology is so far ahead of us that we are likely beneath their notice, anyway.

 

[Kamiii]

It's scarier to think we're alone

 

[La Luz Extinguido]

If they are the visitors while we are still technologically earthbound, then they have nothing to fear, and we're fucked.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

falling in love

 

[adorable bitch]

The way I see it, anal penetration is the only thing saving us from the alien invasion. This is why kiwi farms is so important.
Each faggot on this site (approximately 85% of the userbase) is a living anti-alien anal ward.

 

[Shiversblood]

Wait, does that make the aliens want more anal sex with men or less?

Is it because the men on this forum love getting cocks slammed into their anus so often that the aliens are starting to lose interest in anal probing men?

 

[Niggernerd]

Aliens are just space soyboys. They can fuck off.

 

[formershroomeryuser]

You fucking bitch! Tel them to unban me! Instead of allowing aliens to probe your anus instead be useful for once!

You little fucking crybaby piece of shit. You were unbanned already and learned nothing. Thats what happens with corrupt moderators. You deserved the year ban but since the moderator was an idiot i guess your ban was lifted. Now shut the fuck up

 

[The Manglement]

I think the answer is obvious. Aliens are just the galactic equivalent of the Kiwi Farms. Most of them don't want to pozload my neghole because it is too funny to watch us be speds. Kidnapping and anal probing a redneck is the galactic equivalent of calling OPL and shouting "Julay".

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

Or to go along with your line of thinking, how afraid are you of getting buttraped by chimps?

Pretty terrified of it to be honest. Have you seen what those fuckers do to peoples faces when they're mad?

 

[LatinasAreTheFuture]

Get me unbanned from the shroomery! I know you post there!

Trent has met several aliens. First they use probes and probed Trent’s anus. But then the aliens became a little....too aroused, and all the aliens began taking turns slamming their penis into the anus of Trent.

Trent has been adbucted by aliens at least 10 times. The aliens don’t use the probes anymore. They just use their penis. Pleasure for the anus of a man named Trent.

Man what is up with you? I’ve seen homeless people act less spazzed out over drugs. I mean I love shrooms too I just don’t get what you expect ya to do about it? I’m supposed to unban you?

 

[Damn Near]

AIDS

 

[AnOminous]

This should be in Deep Thoughts because the thoughts in it are deep. Deep in the anus of an alien.

 

[SJ 485]

Get me unbanned from the shroomery! I know you post there!

Trent has met several aliens. First they use probes and probed Trent’s anus. But then the aliens became a little....too aroused, and all the aliens began taking turns slamming their penis into the anus of Trent.

Trent has been adbucted by aliens at least 10 times. The aliens don’t use the probes anymore. They just use their penis. Pleasure for the anus of a man named Trent.

The aliens would have been wise to fear the irresistable allure of the anus of a man named Trent.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

The big gay.

This should be in Deep Thoughts because the thoughts in it are deep. Deep in the anus of an alien.

Then we go deeper! The grandouous knowledge we can have...