What would be a cool as fuck thing to do with your ashes when you die

[Vocaloid Ruby]

I heard somewhere that you can turn your ashes into pencils but even though I'm an artist I wouldn't want to be picked up by a 5-year-old and snapped in half. I'd probably want to be infused into a gemstone or the diamond route.

Diamonds, space etc. But I really like the idea of the urban legend where my family think that my ashes are actually a rare spice and gradually eat them without realising it. Partially because I like fucking with them, but also because I've this bizarre respect for those tribes who eat their relatives as part of their funeral rites. You're their flesh and blood both living and dead. Obviously respect does not equal going through with active cannibalism, but a symbolic act like consuming ashes is kind of... I dunno. Not entirely foul.

Yes, I'm sure those tribes that eat their own dead have a long and healthy life ahead of them.

 

[Pina Colada]

Have someone put mine in a confetti cannon and shoot them into the crowd during the Superbowl LI.

 

[glass_houses]

Yes, I'm sure those tribes that eat their own dead have a long and healthy life ahead of them.

I didn't say it was a good idea. I said that the concept can be understood as being respectful and loving, even though the practice itself is dear god no...! And yes, I do know what prion disease is.

 

[Hydroxylic Acid]

According to google, cremated ash contains mainly calcium phosphate.

So what someone could do is take my ash and heat it with sand and charcoal to produce white phosphorous vapour, which can then be condensed and cooled down. Then, this white phosphorous can then be added to weapons in order to set innocent civilians on fire.

 

[c-no]

Use it to throw in someone's eyes. Idk, I like the idea of pestering people even after death.

So pocket sanding people with the ashes of your corpse? That's a good idea.

I'd have my ashes be mixed into a drink mean't for a party. Then when everyone has had a drink, let it be revealed they drank a part of me.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Go out like Tupac and have my homies smoke my ash in a fat blunt.

 

[Bassomatic]

According to google, cremated ash contains mainly calcium phosphate.

So what someone could do is take my ash and heat it with sand and charcoal to produce white phosphorous vapour, which can then be condensed and cooled down. Then, this white phosphorous can then be added to weapons in order to set innocent civilians on fire.

Well, you won this thread.

I want to die as I lived, burning godless commies.

 

[NQ 952]

The coolest thing to do would be to bring me back to life.

 

[ISO'os]

Put me in a pepper pot and put it on the table.

 

[Fareal]

Supposedly you can get them made into fireworks. I want that done with mine because I fucking love fireworks.

 

[talk talk talk]

This is what my dad did with his parents.

He took their ashes and mixed them with a fifty pound bag of QuikRete. Then he went out fishing with them on their favorite lake every night for a week. Then, after he had spent his time with them and said everything he had to say, he tossed the concrete blob with them in it overboard. Later, he showed my brothers and I where they rested at the bottom of the lake so we would know and remember where Nanna and Grandpa were.

My dad was a weird guy, but I can't say he did anything wrong here.

 

[doubledigitgendergap]

Mix mine with cheeto dust and then pour it into a glass of milk, and drink it

 

[sapir&worf]

There's these people who will mix you with concrete and turn you into a form for coral to grow on in the ocean. I always liked that idea.

http://www.eternalreefs.com/

 

[Zach_Kun]

Have people I know throw my ashes in the faces of strangers. Even in death I will be considered a nuisance to others.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

I'd get some sweaty guy with an eyepatch and a mullet to smear them all over his face while a chick screams WHOAAAAA-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in the background.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Infest them with nano-bots, so I become a living cloud of faggotry.

 

[Caesare]

?

My ashes? Cremation is a sin.

Your ashes? Piss on them.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Make diamonds from the ashes, take it to battle as a shining light to my brothers in arms, even in death.

 

[Dr.Research]

Assuming I have any loved ones left, I want half my ashes to be given to my relative(s) and the other half to be scattered under the Northern Lights in an area of my choosing. Probably somewhere on the outskirts of Tromsø or Hammerfest. If there's no relatives just dump them all under the lights.

Being turned into a tree or something like that would also be considered on my end.

 

[DumbDosh]

Not burn myself up and bury my body in the ground so that there's a slim chance in the future they could use any remaining trace of dna to clone myself back to life.

And also write something sweet on my headstone.