What would be in your eulogy if people found out about your online activities?

[Justice Tony]

So I just finished watching the MBM eulogy and I was surprised that they mentioned his online activities. They even called Cyraxx a "confused small man in Akron" or something to that effect. That got me thinking, what would someone say about my online activity if it had to be in my eulogy? And so I ask that question to you guys.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Sparkletor, or Sparkles as some called him, had a goddamn picture of Jon Benet as his avatar.

 

[Shig O'nella]

"He shitposted as he lived."

 

[dick brain]

"Based."

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Are my juvenile online activity records sealed? Depending on that it changes the eulogy A LOT.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

"Boy, he sure did hate trannies."

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

"He talked about rape and being gay an uncomfortable amount of times."

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

“His photoshops were shit”

 

[Super Guido]

Terminally online and full of stupid thoughts, probably.

 

[Justice Tony]

“I can’t believe this bastard didn’t die alone.”

 

[Hamstirer]

" It wasn't a joke, I truly hate them all"

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

"I'm frankly surprised this retard lasted as long as he did."

 

[Waifu Days]

"Below average poster. That's all."

 

[Druish Space Lasers]

"We got him. We finally got him."

 

[Jason Wynn]

He was an asshole, but he was OUR asshole

 

[KeepHopeAlive]

"She told the truth. Always."

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

" It wasn't a joke, I truly hate them all"

Who is saying that?

 

[Pagan Min]

"To whichever loving family member gets his laptop, please be sure to delete his search history... because that's just a part of healthy computer maintenance! Yeah, that's it..."

(Edited to bring it closer in line to the intent of the thread)

 

[Not A Bunny]

"Well, that tracks."

No one would be surprised about what I say here. I am just a little more filtered about my language everywhere else.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

"He had way more friends than one would've thought"