What would be the best way to fuck with the Sentinelese people?

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

The Sentinelese are a practically uncontacted indigenous people living on North Sentinel Island in the Indian Ocean. They have no knowledge of the outside world as far as we know. They're a primitive bunch of stone age savages who don't know what technology is, so how could we use modern technology to freak them out?

I, for one, think the funniest thing we could do would be to use a drone swarm to create a giant monster or something, or perhaps the figure of a giant human who they may begin to worship.

That would blow their caveman minds.

Any other ideas?

 

[crazedaze]

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Speak African click languages. Worked well for that one guy.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

invasion of conquest and the subsequent annihilation of their culture, india should do it and then teach them all urdu

 

[Cats]

plant fleas and ticks on the island

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

Airdrop crates of bourbon

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Airdrop double extra large condoms, with visual instructions showing how to put them on.

 

[KosherFarms.net]

get 1000 drones with lights and make them fly into the shape of a skull

 

[TexasRanger]

Send Michelle Obama as a goodwill ambassador.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Send Michelle Obama as a goodwill ambassador.

They are extremely xenophobic and will kill any foreigner they see.

So, good idea.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

If you send like one of those 700 pound people to that island, will the Sentinelese even recognize them as human? Or will they think that they are some weird alien creature?

 

[CallmeCicada]

Give them LSD.

 

[urr13 account]

Hollywood make-up effects artists to make a team of Navy Seals look like various monsters. Then invade the island.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Bubonic plague.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Fuck their Sister-cousin-neighbor-mom

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Send a bunch of those high tech robosen transformers robots.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Airdrop fleshlights and syphilis infected lube.

 

[Montalbane]

Missionary position I am told.
At least that how we find the corpses of said missionaries

 

[OrionBalls]

Drop a Coke bottle on they head.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

Put red food dye in their water