What would be the best way to fuck with the Sentinelese people?

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

The Sentinelese are a practically uncontacted indigenous people living on North Sentinel Island in the Indian Ocean. They have no knowledge of the outside world as far as we know. They're a primitive bunch of stone age savages who don't know what technology is, so how could we use modern technology to freak them out?

I, for one, think the funniest thing we could do would be to use a drone swarm to create a giant monster or something, or perhaps the figure of a giant human who they may begin to worship.

That would blow their caveman minds.

Any other ideas?

 

[Moths]

Induct them into the cargo cults

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Call them "niggers".

 

[One Winged Pear Farmer]

“Colonize” them in order to open an upscale island resort, obviously

 

[DankSmoker]

Send a bunch of those high tech robosen transformers robots.

God damn those are cool as fuck, if I were a manchild I'd waste all my money on them.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Build a house. Thick walls, no doors at ground level, bulletproof reinforced glass and a helipad on the roof. And just live there. Watch them chimp out just yards away as you enjoy another martini.

 

[Kamen Rider Faiz]

Spoiler: what is blud yapping about

giving them access to the Internet, and by proxy, pornography is unironically the worst way to fuck with them
There was one amazonian tribe that got access to the Internet not too long ago and shortly after the teens started sharing porn via whatsapp, that was beary shameful and not approved by the elders such a kosher way to keep up with the times
Of course that wouldn't be easy with the sentinelese since these smart retards would destroy their starlink box before figuring out how to use that, also 0 knowledge in mechanography to type "porn" in their heckin diverse and valid language, even writing per se is alien to them

Leaving kiwifarms-themed shirts and hoodies for them to wear
The drone swarm it's a really good idea, It would be funny to suddenly send them a face made with drones as their new god, as long as they don't start throwing spears and arrows at it, still worth it doe

 

[stares at error messages]

If you made plasma in a microwave oven then they'd probably start worshiping you like a god.