What would be the biggest Plot Twist of all Time for the Farms?

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Jace is still an active forum admin.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Null is Jewish.

what if he was never "Josh" it was just a misunderstanding of "Jewish"
a sound glitch mid-word could make it happen pretty easy

 

[Core Theorist]

Everybody posting here is a black hebrew

 

[Commander Kneewing]

One of the mods is Cambodian

 

[Irregardless]

what if he was never "Josh" it was just a misunderstanding of "Jewish"
a sound glitch mid-word could make it happen pretty easy

I mean, he does never say his own name constantly like everybody else I know. Probably because he knows he'll get caught.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The nation of Israel buys the Farms from Josh and changes "Halal" to "Kosher".

 

[Cereal Experiments Grain]

That Null is a rogue AI that was developed by a troon programmer. Now he is using all of his power to spite the freaks that created him.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Everybody posting here is a black hebrew

Shalom allama lankem, mah nigga

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Null is a fed or Trump has an account here

 

[PonderosaPete]

Plot twist and shout, everybody throw their hands up and dance about

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Patrick Tomlinson isn’t actually a fat retard

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Hotwheels is the actual admin

 

[Smar Mijou]

Null is a fed or Trump has an account here

I wouldn't be surprised in the least if someone like JD Vance has an account. Maybe a couple of Elon's DOGE monkeys too

 

[CallmeCicada]

Patrick Tomlinson isn’t actually a fat retard

Get out of my walls, sir. I was literally thinking the same thing. I should have posted that when I thought of it.


I got another one though.

What if Chris was actually only pretending to be retarded this whole time.

 

[ita]

Null doesn’t even have any kiwifruit vines.

 

[isalaide]

The A&N regulars get married and have normal well-adjusted children.

 

[rel=alternate]

Kiwifarms is actually just a couple of users operating a vast network of socks. It's all been a social experiment, and you are the subject.

Any activity you have is heavily documented. The cows are only a pretext.

Somewhere, there is a giant folder about you. Every Monday, stand up meetings about past or future efforts to engage with you, with goals and result charts.

 

[Kakkerum420]

Null and Bryan Dunn is in a loving gay relationship.

 

[Jason Wynn]

@AnOminous actually is John Goodman

 

[Oliver Onions]

Nick Rekieta really was set up by the state.
Ethan Ralph is a method actor.
BossmanJack has been privately investing in stonks and is actually a billionaire.