What would be your three wish level wish be?

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Wish Level 1: Something that can realistically happen in the near future if you're extremely lucky
Wish Level 2: Something that requires an impossible event to occur, with reality continuing as normal otherwise
Wish Level 3: Something that requires a fundamental and permanent change to reality to occur

My first wish would be to have a massive financial windfall, which allows me to focus on improving my health, education, and lifestyle
My second wish would be to get my dream body, with an opportunity to define it in exact detail and explore different options before making a decision
My third wish would be to wind the clock back to when I was 16 or so, retaining all the knowledge and experiences but having my younger body and it's opportunities.
 
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Level 1: The ATF fat fingers a social security number and accidentally execute a no knock raid on my house, mistaking me for someone who owns a shoelace legally considered to be a machine gun (google it). Unfortunately for them they are fat and retarded and gay and end up tripping on shit in my lawn, running into each other, slipping and sliding face first into my compost pile, some real Buster Keaton slapstick style stuff. I capture all this on camera and upload to social media, getting millions of views and becoming a hero in the firearm community. Then I sue the ATF and get millions of dollars and a personal apology from the ATF director while he literally grovels on his knees in a clown costume (live streamed to my new audience). George W. Bush personally thanks me as well and Jeb Bush does his first succesful ollie in my driveway.

Level 2: I magically get fighter-pilot tier vision which never degrades until my death.

Level 3: Central bankers the world over realize the error of their ways, repent, and the banker gangsters all use their ill gotten gains to restore societies all over the world to peace and health and let us get back to killing each other over cool stuff like glory, honor, territory, and biological supremacy instead of pretending we are fighting for gay shit like sodomy, tranny kids, and democracy.
 
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I'd wish for pic related tbh
 

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If I had three wishes I'd tell myself "Eh a lot of stuff seems nice but I think I'll hold on to these for when I really need them. After all it's never wise to mess with reality lightly" then I'd keep holding on to them until I was like 90 only to remember that I still had some wishes I didn't use and I'd ask for an ice cream cone or w/e, something which I know isn't going to unravel the fabric of the universe or make me responsible for the extinction of humanity.

I do not support profaning nature through arbitrary powers of omnipotence.
 
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Level 1: I get my dream job which I stay in until I die.
Level 2: My health and appearance are that of my ~25 year old self and stay that way until death. I don't want immortality because I believe in an afterlife and want to see what comes next, so I just expire at some time between age 80 and 100 or whenever I've lost a purpose, leaving a 25 year old looking corpse.
Level 3: I can communicate with my past self and control my past actions.
 
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Betonhaus said:
Wish Level 1: Something that can realistically happen in the near future if you're extremely lucky
Wish Level 2: Something that requires an impossible event to occur, with reality continuing as normal otherwise
Wish Level 3: Something that requires a fundamental and permanent change to reality to occur
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41% going to 51%
41% going to 100%
The holocaust actually happening.
 
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I don't want to change reality, but I would like faster than light travel. And I don't mean a little bit faster, I mean many multiples of C. If that could happen without fucking up reality, then that's all I'd wish for so we could explore space.
 
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Level 1: My puppy grows up to be a 130 pound bundle of love.
Level 2: My puppy stops digging at my command.
Level 3: She stops biting my shorts when she gets playful.
 
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level 1: to win the lottery. i just want to be free of these wagie chains
level 2: to be one of the people selected to colonize mars. id be completely comfortable with the high odds of dying just because of how rare and chad of a death it would be.
level 3: to be able to begin life again and retain all of my knowledge. i dont particularly piss/moan about the misspent part of my life and would only ask for a do-over if i had a supernatural advantage like that.
 
Wish Level 1: Have a piece of property granted to me by chance (woods or empty lands)
Wish Level 2: Be given a book of all of human knowledge and learn to become a master craftsman/blacksmith
Wish Level 3: Have a box where I can grab any building or crafting material I would need simply by thinking about and and sticking my hand in.
Boom, that's how I can make my menagerie of humanity
 
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