What would be your tranny name?

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Maybe it's that some of them don't have good relationships with their parents, but it can't be the case with all of them - why not ask a parent what they would have called them if they had popped out a boy/girl instead of a girl/boy?

In my White Bread culture, first born sons are given the same name as their father. I guess I would go with that, and then go with a nickname or shortened name that goes with that.

Spoiler: nerdy name nattering

Scottish names are interesting - Jack is used instead of "John" or Bob or Bil or Willl instead of "William" It's partially because, starting in the Middle Ages, rhyming names were trendy. It's also partially because, with the tradition of having the same name as your father and grandfather, people wanted to have their 'own' name and people wanted a way to not get confused when talking about other people.

 

[Jmz_33]

Smug cat
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[Chexxchunk]

Edwina Wong Hau Pepelu Tivruski IV

 

[Burgers in the ass]

Baguettes in the mouth

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Ayden Dorian Leo Draco

 

[YourUnclesDad]

YourAuntsMom

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

I would be Cumstar McJizzButt, and I would solicit my services with used car dealership style television commercials.

"Howdy folks it's your pal Cumstar down at Cumstar's Gloryholes, and I'm here to let you know that we have a MASSIVE OVERSTOCK LIQUIDATION SALE. I'll suck big dicks, small dicks, green dicks, black dicks, any dick, just 49.95. Bad credit? No credit? Financing available. Stop on down and test drive a handjob today. Every visitor gets a free baloon."

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Something Hispanic sounding, because I've come to realize "Latinx" heritage is, for whatever reason, never questioned. Even if you claim it when you're white as a corpse.

I feel like I'd get double points that way.

 

[Крыса]

Graziella DuVagnier

I'd need a wide collection of feather hats to go with that

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Something aspirational, cre8tive, and powerful.

Tiphanie Mercedes Biko.

 

[User names must be unique]

Richard "dick" Holder

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

Hmmm.... well I'm not going to base it on my real name, (Nice try glow in the dark CIA types).

Bertha Flowers

People wouldn't know whether to take it seriously, giving me ample "Did you just assume my gender!?!?" opportunity. It kind of sounds like it's a pun, but it's not. It's not a very feminine name, but certainly not masculine.

 

[MemeGray]

Miridith coqueless

 

[MadDamon]

Nicki Minaj

 

[madethistocomment]

Elliott Ayden or Mason Leo, since every single trans guy I've come across has had one of these names. (Seriously, what about them makes them so popular?)

 

[Preferred Penne]

Fo'Queisha LaVonda Coltrane Pussywagon McCallister Spank.

 

[PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue]

Geralt of Rivia

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

Anna Bortion

 

[PT 522]

Something strong, yet gentle and ethereally beautiful.
Like Dymand Gemini Starlyght Nostalgya.

Elliott Ayden or Mason Leo, since every single trans guy I've come across has had one of these names. (Seriously, what about them makes them so popular?)

Don't forget Rowan, Connor, and Ezra.
I think it's because they sound like a name for a little boy (i.e. unthreatening) and are "interesting and special", unlike manly but otherwise plain names like John, Michael, and Daniel.

 

[Monolith]

Antilith.