What would happen if a lolcow snapped and started killing their trolls?

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Somehow, they manage to doxx most of their trolls and hunt them down to kill them. I thought of this while thinking about how mentally ill a lot of the cows are, and I wonder what the fallout would be like.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

The only one who I could think of doing this Moviebob,and even then, him getting off his fatass to do this is a stretch. Which is another thing he can't do. Maybe Russel Greer though, but he's too busy with suing them.

 

[Just A Butt]

they'd probably either fail miserably because they autistically shoot themself in the foot, or get caught shortly after because of aforementioned autism.

 

[Govt. Shitposting Machine]

Then most threads would be a lot more entertaining.

 

[Mage]

They'd probably end up like Couch Cuck.

 

[Neko GF]

They'd either end up in prison or killed, either in a confrontation with the police or in self-defence from one of the trolls. Even then most cows wouldn't be able to get all of their trolls due to the fact their trolls are more than likely not all based in one country and they would probably not get that far because most of them are incompetent.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

They'd probably end up like Couch Cuck.

Who?

They'd either end up in prison or killed, either in a confrontation with the police or in self-defence from one of the trolls. Even then most cows wouldn't be able to get all of their trolls due to the fact their trolls are more than likely not all based in one country and they would probably not get that far because most of them are incompetent.

Probably, but I meant in a larger context. Trolling wouldn't stop but a guy snapping and killing people over Internet drama would cause some effects.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Who?

Some would-be school shooter who ended up only killing two people because a nice old lady blocked his path with a couch. An hero'd himself from that.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Who?

William Atchison, forever known in death as the Couch Cuck.

 

[Judge Holden]

Isnt this basically how the holocaust started?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Are you hinting at something, OP?

 

[Bass]

They'd either end up in prison or killed, either in a confrontation with the police or in self-defence from one of the trolls. Even then most cows wouldn't be able to get all of their trolls due to the fact their trolls are more than likely not all based in one country and they would probably not get that far because most of them are incompetent.

Shhhhh! You know the first rule of the Kool Kids Klub is to make it seem like we all live in the same place, dummy.

 

[TFT-A9]

Are you hinting at something, OP?

Was gonna say, seems like he's implying implications.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Are you hinting at something, OP?

Was gonna say, seems like he's implying implications.

Like what?

 

[TFT-A9]

Like what?

just watch out for couches

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

just watch out for couches

Hah. I'm more just surprised someone hasn't snapped yet. I get they're mostly lazy and incompetent, but still.

 

[TurkishOreo]

If CWC still counts megan as a troll he'd just face his end from one of her guns.
Somebody like Yandev won't even make it outside since he's got no car license

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Anyone who gets killed by a lolcow becomes a lolcow post mortem so we'd have to make a thread and laugh at them for getting killed by a lolcow

 

[verygayFrogs]

Didn't Boogie attempt this?

Some would-be school shooter who ended up only killing two people because a nice old lady blocked his path with a couch. An hero'd himself from that.

I need to learn what brand that was so I can get one for myself

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Didn't Boogie attempt this?

I need to learn what brand that was so I can get one for myself

Someone came to his house, so that's not him snapping.