What would happen if a lolcow snapped and started killing their trolls?

If they were competent enough to accurately dox their trolls, travel to their location, and successfully kill them: they wouldn't be a lolcow in the first place.
 
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String Boy said:
I make a couple dumb threads by accident, doesn't mean I'm infiltrating this forum.
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It wasn't by accident.

Lolcows tend to kill themselves, not someone else. Cows snap all the time it usually results in them chimping out.

If you're having a problem creating retarded threads you should try just reading them instead. If you read threads you'd already know there are batshit crazy dangerous cows capable of hurting people.

Lolcows aren't criminal masterminds. If they were they wouldn't be lolcows.
 
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I'm assuming the person you imagined killing all of us was Jonathan Yaniv.

I imagine this would spark some sort of troon boogaloo movement where trannies took over a few cities and towns by force.
 
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Analog Devolved said:
It wasn't by accident.

Lolcows tend to kill themselves, not someone else. Cows snap all the time it usually results in them chimping out.

If you're having a problem creating retarded threads you should try just reading them instead. If you read threads you'd already know there are batshit crazy dangerous cows capable of hurting people.

Lolcows aren't criminal masterminds. If they were they wouldn't be lolcows.
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I have read a few, but they've all been mostly just too incompetent and lazy to try.
 
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I feel like, as dumb as the premise of the OP is, we are eventually due for somebody to end up killing *one* of their trolls at some point. A scenario where a bunch of the trolls get doxed and "hunted down" one by one is completely unrealistic, but I can see a lolcow successfully offing one of their detractors if you get someone with the right combination of crazy and who has fans who could do the doxing for them.

The fallout of the situation would probably mean jail time for the lolcow and an annoying media shitstorm about whether or not its the troll's fault or something equally stupid. It could go a number of different ways from there.
 
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L50LasPak said:
I feel like, as dumb as the premise of the OP is, we are eventually due for somebody to end up killing *one* of their trolls at some point. A scenario where a bunch of the trolls get doxed and "hunted down" one by one is completely unrealistic, but I can see a lolcow successfully offing one of their detractors if you get someone with the right combination of crazy and who has fans who could do the doxing for them.

The fallout of the situation would probably mean jail time for the lolcow and an annoying media shitstorm about whether or not its the troll's fault or something equally stupid. It could go a number of different ways from there.
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This is what I meant by the post, not some huge list of trolls, just a couple that really earn the ire of a cow.

ZombiefiedFerret said:
Maybe you're too incompetent and lazy to understand how to make a good thread?
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What's wrong with this thread?
 
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