What would happen if I deep fry ice cubes?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

What happen?

 

[Cat tit bingo]

You unlock a new skin, just like in a video game.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

That's how you make chicken tendies. It's a life hack, don't tell anyone.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

That's how you make chicken tendies. It's a life hack, don't tell anyone.

I said ice cubes, not Ice Cube. Besides, black people don't even taste like chicken.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

Deep-fried ice cubes.

 

[Kosher Dill]

You'd win a ribbon at the state fair and be up to your hip waders in redneck p-sleeve.

 

[Ventrue]

Oh! There's no meaning behind this, I just thought it looked cool.

 

[souschef]

It would be extremely painful...