What would happen if Kiwi Farms never existed? - "The consequences would be a disaster for human race"

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Let's imagine that we live in a world where every variable for creation of Kiwi Farms exists, but for some reason this just doesn't happen. Chris exists, he is discovered as he was, all the events till the creation of CWC forums play out as they did, everyone is alive and well, yet the idea of a forum to talk (and not only at the time) about Chris which will later evolve into Kiwi Farms isn't even considered. What would be different today? How would it affect you, your favorite cows and, fuck it, even the world?

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Drumpf would not have become President.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Ethan Ralph would be long forgotten about by everyone. No one ever would have heard of Keffals, and Liz Fong Jones would have far more money and maybe a marginally healthier side hobby.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Some other forum would probably exist to fill the void that Kiwi Farms would've filled in that world. I would expect the lolcows of that hypothetical website to be fundamentally different than this forum.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

We wouldn't be friends and that makes me sad.

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

It would cause a butterfly effect which would lead to the complete rejection of gays, trannies, and other degenerates from society, eradication of all hate speech laws in Europe, and laws mandating equal access to payment processors and Internet hosting services. If the Kiwi Farms was never made then by now the U.S. would be 99% white, there would be 0 rapes or child molestation, and we would have colonies on Mars.

 

[0 0]

I wouldn't exist, either.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

People would have to forage for kiwis in the wild.

 

[Eddie Riggs]

I'd be using Goregrish instead, I guess. They also have an A&N.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Ok, since there are actual serious answers, I'll post mine. Just from the top of my head:

• I doubt that someone would wonder if there are real dolls modeled after Zero Suit Samus and Yandev's love for dollfucking would remain a mystery.
• Some poor shmuck (me) would never do a deep dive into YanDev's history of grooming and find a ton of evidence that he is guilty
• Zoosadism leaks would still happen, the results would be debatable, since I doubt many of them would get doxed
• Bryan Dunn's pedo father would never be exposed without Zed.
• Golden Knight would keep that girl in an abusive relationship for some extra time.
• I think, commentary segment would lose a lot of their sources and be much different now.
• Orson Zedd would remain secretly ontologically pedophilic
• PingPongCall would probably go around scamming people with his fake cancer for longer

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

everyone here would be on SA, lowtax would have still killed himself but left shmorky the keys to the castle

 

[analrapist]

Drumpf would not have become President.

As a #GamerGate Twitter tard, I underestimated how powerful the counter-narrative work being done here was for years. But I have to agree here. It is very possible that Trump's first presidency (which was the only reason for the second!) pivoted on the reality that other Twitter users could relay information from here, as the Twitter administration grew hostile to non-progressives over GamerGate.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Source

 

[Rick Nekieta]

I'm surprised no one posted this.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

there are criminals who would still be on the street rn

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Somebody else would have made a forum about a different Lolcow, and the fate of that forum would be heavily dependent on how easily that owner submits to retards going "REEE TAKE DOWN MY CONTENT NOWW"

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Some other forum would probably exist to fill the void that Kiwi Farms would've filled in that world. I would expect the lolcows of that hypothetical website to be fundamentally different than this forum.

Oh, you mean the Blockland forum?

 

[TruffleSpark]

Ethan Ralph would be long forgotten about by everyone. No one ever would have heard of Keffals, and Liz Fong Jones would have far more money and maybe a marginally healthier side hobby.

Ethan Ralph might actually be remembered fondly in a vague sort of way for his gamergate days. Kiwifarms and its orbiters have so thoroughly catalogued da sektur/the killstream that instead he is going to be remembered as one of the biggest fuck ups and losers in human history.

 

[Oddjob OTP]

No tranny ever dies of unnatural causes without their apex predator leading to Total Tranny Overpopulation.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Lowtax would have shot himself 2 days later, and PreciousLeaf would have never been exposed as a hoax