What would happen if Mossad detonated all handheld game consoles?

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[Targeted Individual]

Nintendo would nuke israel for killing it's consumer base.

 

[isalaide]

Nothing of value would be lost

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

@gamerweeb1 would die mid-goon sesh

 

[JohnnyG]

Considering the apocalypse this would be for autistic troons, it's an action I would expect from a greatest ally and therefore highly unlikely.

If anything I could see them working to integrate dedicated buttons for DoorDash, DisneyPlus, and hormone refills.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Let's see how Zoe Quinn and the staff of Sweet Baby would react to this.

 

[Moon Guy]

That troon what was carrying around 6 gameboys in his purse, while in the nightclub would probably eat shit. Also any other autist that does similar would meet the same fate.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Total Cuckold Death

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

Does this include defunct handhelds like N-Gage or Game Com? Will my LCD digital football game or Tiger handheld electronics be affected as well?

 

[Nero Fiddled]

Are "ghetto blasters" still a thing..?

 

[Ayana Otonashi]

Nintendo would nuke israel for killing its consumer base.

Imagine the Nintendo Direct after, explaining why they nuked Israel, then proceeding to give news on the new Mario and Luigi.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Nintendo would nuke israel for killing it's consumer base.

Imagine the last thing you hear is, "IT'S A-ME, MARIO!"

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

If only PC gamers are left, collective IQs would go up.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

They would never betray their own... right?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Pokemon Go to the gas chamber.

 

[PovertySprocket]

Are "ghetto blasters" still a thing..?

Yes, and they have that gamer RGB.

 

[Squishie PP]

The ancient Nintendo DS I have sitting somewhere in my attic would probably start a house fire. This would be the case for a lot of people.

Maybe that wouldn't be the case though, since it can't be hacked while powered off. If the battery itself was directly targeted by Direct Energy Weapons, there would be lots of batteries in unrelated devices exploding anyways.

 

[Executive Petrel]

My soylent stonks would fall.

 

[Whatevermancer]

A lot of children would die.

 

[Executive Petrel]

A lot of children would die.

Children play mobile games, only manchildren own a nintendo