What would happens if Elon Musks want to buy Kiwi Farms?

[Saint Agustin]

What would happens if Elon Musk buys Kf? Will Null allow it and retire to a private island? Will it become the next social media?

 

[Breadbassket]

He would replace all emojis with different variants of the SpaceX and Tesla logos.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

If I were Null I would sell it to him, then open up a Kiwi Farms clone with all the same rules for the community to migrate to.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Why would he buy it?

 

[Breadbassket]

Why would he buy it?

Lets say he saw a funny tweet about KiwiFarms.

 

[Lucky Jim]

we all go to Gitmo

 

[KittyGremlin]

We will have a colony of Kiwifarmers on Mars to bully and make fun of aliens. This is Musk's endgame. Not only he wants to find aliens, he also wants to bully them.

 

[King Fructose]

The site would remain based.

 

[DumbDude42]

null would spend half the money on buying a couple of harem girls, and the other half on buying food for them to eat

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Lets say he saw a funny tweet about KiwiFarms.

So it amused him/clout.

 

[Breadbassket]

We will have a colony of Kiwifarmers on Mars to bully and make fun of aliens. This is Musk's endgame. Not only he wants to find aliens, he also wants to bully them.

KiwiFarms will go to space and become KiwiAcres.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Why would he do that when he’ll make Twitter Kiwifarms by reducing admins and eliminating shadow bans?

 

[Creep3r]

null would spend half the money on buying a couple of harem girls, and the other half on buying food for them to eat

I thought the girl posters over in Beauty Parlor were his harem.

 

[Muu]

Kiwi farms isn't wholesome big chungus so he wouldn't touch it.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Like I'd allow Null to sell my posts.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

He would replace all emojis with different variants of the SpaceX and Tesla logos.

The Like react could be replaced with a tiny SpaceX rocket, Agree could be a Tesla logo. Winner would be replaced with a red pill, and Horrifying would be replaced with a tiny version of that Twitter lawyer's face, the one who cried at the meeting about Elon buying the company.

Lunacy would be a tiny Jack Dorsey.

Edit: Vijaya Gadde, that's the lawyer who lied during the JRE interview and then cried when Musk's Twitter deal went through.

 

[JethroTullamore]

We all get a free Tesla.

 

[Amphotericin B]

Musk likes being King Troll Edgelord so he has no use for a whole farm full of us. He’d buy Reddit first.

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

reddit would flood here because wholesome elon musk 100

 

[Quijibo69]

Shit himself and do nothing.