What would it take to push you over the edge into cowdom?

[mario if smoke weed]

Poverty.

 

[Clovis]

Success. I'd be a right twat if I was rich.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

if i suddenly developed mid functioning autism

 

[Muu]

if i suddenly developed mid functioning autism

If JK

I supposse if I didn't have anxiety I would be making YouTube videos and being more vocal with my dumb opinions on social media

 

[Fools Idol]

If I had access to the Internet when I was younger, I'd probably by a lolcow right now.

 

[Dude Snakes]

I already am considered one here.

 

[Apochrypha]

If I had stayed at the job I was previously employed at, I probably would have done something to earn a thread.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Becoming a public figure is what separates a lot of people from becoming a lolcow.

 

[Pissmaster]

Learning how to let internet bullshit roll off your back and roll with the punches can stop most people from becoming a cow.

 

[The First Fag]

I think I'm already there some days. I hope that isn't the case. And if it were, all I ask is to let me shitpost in my thread.

 

[Sarcastic sockpuppet]

A complete brainwash or a damn extensive cocktail of substances.

It's not that I am a great, productive individual, mind you.
But I am a hardcore introvert and my life is boring. Not much to be milked.

I considered cowing on purpose too, since a finely tuned cow can entertain an audience of millions and earn a lot of money as a result, but will probably never actually do it.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I'm 99% of the way there already.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

If there's any way I get tapped into an unlimited source of cocaine, pills, and alcohol, I'll be there in a month tops.

I would need a "feeder", as it's a lot of work to hustle all of that up in sufficient quantities.

 

[Wormy]

By this site's standards, I already am one just on account of being an atheist.

Being a lolcow is really, really easy to do, sorta dilutes the description.

 

[CzechHunter]

honestly was surprised I hadn't gotten there with my racist twitter meltdowns

 

[Sealbaby]

If a lolcow produces milk on the internet and no one notices them, are they still a lolcow?

 

[Angel Dust]

Give me a crumb of e fame and I'll go mad with the power and validation and descend into the cow darkness. I'd probably flame out pretty quickly though, and my thread would be inactive pretty fast.(*)




(*) Not in a suicidal way

 

[Wraith]

Chris telling the truth about why he did some things back in the old PVCC days.