What would the person above you be a deity of? - Or patron saint, whatever.

[Wraith]

Chipotle cheetoh fritoh hybrids that drink the blood of a freshly killed salsa child.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

The angel of death that pours out the seventh seal upon the Earth and says "It is finished."

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Enchanted neti pots and boogers

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Snacks

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Snacks

Shea butter

 

[Old Man Mario]

Patron Saint of the Snack Aisle

 

[Wraith]

The deity of a magical land, where toaster strudel and pop tarts life and interbreed creating horrific hybrids that slaughter the pure bloods.
It's a tasty place to live.
The care bears visit occasionally.

 

[That's not Pompom!]

Koolaid clouds?

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Deity of scared sheep and Bo Peep

 

[Gentleman Gamer]

God of all Default Avatars

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

God of Edgelords and Dave Strider kins/roleplayers

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

That blue liquid they used in 90s maxipad commercials

 

[ociden]

Parking lot trash cans

 

[Old Man Mario]

Peep candy related merchandise

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Moist moustaches

 

[Curt Sibling]

Child killers

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

Turd burgling

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

Anime titties

 

[UnKillFill]

Rabies

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

God of "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"