What would the person above you be a deity of? - Or patron saint, whatever.

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

kitty litter

 

[NaggotFigger]

Toddler Slayer 9000

 

[The Last Stand]

God Emperor Trump.

 

[Mac Monster]

Patron Saint of Liberty

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Patron Saint of Crippled Palestinian Children (aka Mrs. Rachel)

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Coke

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

Protector deity of those resting in hospital beds.

 

[Ventrue]

Patron Saint of Corn Dogs.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Empress of Wine and Temptation

 

[GreaterHacaryguaspear]

Funnier version of Hitler

 

[𒀭Δημιουργός χάος]

Sneaky god of mischief and destruction

 

[Arbiter]

God of triangles, anything with three points, things that come in groups of three or have three aspects, and the number 3 in general.

 

[Mac Monster]

Patron Saint of the remaining Sacred Rings and Guardian of the Forerunner's modern descendants.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Fire and solar power

 

[dick brain]

Pissing six feet straight up without getting wet.

 

[Mac Monster]

God of afros and steroids.

 

[glass_houses]

God of dead actresses.

 

[Pomniman]

Niche American late night cartoons.

 

[pasarella]

Musical deity, the type to be depicted with a panflute or other 'whimsical' instrument.

 

[𒀭Δημιουργός χάος]

Dark Magician of 𓂓 &
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