What would the person above you be a deity of? - Or patron saint, whatever.

[glass_houses]

Chemically derived alternatives to sugar.

 

[The best and greatest]

Unrequitted love

 

[Curt Sibling]

Reptilian rapefests

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Biological Butt Plugs & Bad Cosplay.

 

[OrionBalls]

Patron Saint of soothing and aromatic baths.

 

[glass_houses]

SHE'S SUMMONED FUCKIN' PINHEAD! RUN!

 

[OrionBalls]

Patron Saint of those who can't connect their facial hair, no matter how long it grows. Facial Pattern Baldness.

 

[Jamovitz]

Cheese and cat hoodies

 

[TFT-A9]

Soy products

 

[Rozzy]

Bringer of dead rodents

 

[babaGAReeb]

bestiality

 

[Curt Sibling]

Tacos

 

[Rozzy]

Patron saint of incels

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

AIDS

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

Elizabeth Bathory

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Traumatized Varmints

 

[Rozzy]

Bath salts

 

[CEO of Husbandos]

Minced meat

 

[TFT-A9]

Patron saint of bizarre humiliation porn.

 

[Regu]

Patron Saint of Blursed Mech Designs.