What would the person above you be a deity of? - Or patron saint, whatever.

[Pocket Dragoon]

Bent coat-hangers & vodka soaked rags

 

[glass_houses]

God of water shriveled penises.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Clown appreciation.

 

[Monika H.]

Scarecrows.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Patron Saint of Dishpan Hands

 

[Curt Sibling]

The paradoxical god of drug-abusing Cossack atheists.

 

[Old Man Mario]

God of Copyright Infringement

 

[Heckler1]

The God of Beef Stroganoff.

 

[TFT-A9]

All meme templates involving cats

 

[Curt Sibling]

All magical tempests involving cat wizards

 

[Darksy DePhil]

good art

 

[A Grey Cat]

God king of the bears

 

[EnemyStand]

Patron Saint of Sissy Hypno, Vidya, and Consoomers.

 

[Old Man Mario]

Patron Saint of Pelvic Exams

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Patron Saint of Consoomers

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

God of leaked nudes

 

[The Husbando Collector]

God of rodents

 

[Old Man Mario]

God of Vegan Vampires

 

[glass_houses]

God of vanished pixels

 

[Cow-Chan]

God of being maaaarvelous