What would the poster above you be canonized for?

[Red Hood]

Having a swell woody

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Knowing what evil lurks in the hearts of men.

 

[Rigor Meowtis]

Being the evil that lurks in the hearts of men.

 

[The Last Stand]

For cutest anime picture.

 

[kadoink]

Butthole connoisseur. ;P

 

[BenevolenceInDenial]

K.

 

[Eryngium]

KKK

 

[DrJonesHat]

For defying the laws of God and man and getting away with it.

 

[Vampirella]

For always finding Dr. Jones no matter how many times they got knocked off his head.

 

[Milk Mage]

Patron Saint of diddling kids/dead people/dead kids

 

[Rigor Meowtis]

The best damn milker on KiwiFarms.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Having the weirdest porn collection of all time

 

[Creep3r]

I don't see sainthood in your future, but I do see you for candidacy in a tragic moral tale of a lost soul who couldn't afford a real gremlin, so he settled for a fake video game one. Died tragically in his basement while shitposting and choking on chicken tendies. His story would serve as a moral lesson about what happens when you spend too much time on /r9k/.

 

[Vampirella]

For being the best friend to everyone.

 

[UA 674]

For the studies of how to feed on humans efficiently and theoretical application of goblin-wolf transformation.

 

[Black Waltz]

for having a cute robot waifu as a pfp

 

[Wendy Carter]

For exclusively using Cirno avatars.

 

[Zeke Von Genbu]

Because I believe we need more goth/emo representation in our saints.

 

[Tempest]

best swordsmam

 

[Red Hood]

Best twitching seizure of Apple II graphix