What would you ask Chris?

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rocket said:
sweet christ

we better hope chris never transitions
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Closest thing to that was that taint piercing he got a while ago.

You don't want that shoved on your face either.
 
I don't really see the point in asking a question to anyone incapable of a relationship with being honest or having a relationship with reality.

Aside from comedic value, but Chris does that unprompted.
 
If he could take back any one thing he'd done in his life and make it so that it never happened, what would it be?

He'd probably say "graduate from high school", but if not it'd be interesting to see what Chris himself thinks is the worst thing he ever did. Or at least is willing to admit to wanting to take back.
 
Marvin said:
You perform cunnilingus on a person with a vulva. Jason was forced to perform cunnilingus on Rosechu, not the other way around.

Face raping someone with your vagina is the best way Chris could think of for establishing that she, indeed, did have a vagina. :stupid:
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rocket said:
sweet christ

we better hope chris never transitions
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Dear God, if that's the case a quick spritz with pepper spray will be the least concern of shop keepers in Virginia.
 
Tismo said:
Was it really necessary to have Rosechu perform forced cunnilingus on Jason?
Like really, was it?
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As follow up questions:
- How does Sonichu feel about being openly cuckolded by one of his enemies? Does it fill him with impotent rage, or does he get off on that sort of thing?
- Does Rosechu do this sort of thing often? Is this her attempt to make up for Sonichu failing to satisfy her sexually?
- Given that his son is so lacking in a masculine role model that he actually decided to become a woman, is it safe to say that Sonichu fails as a husband, a father and indeed, as a man?
( :alog:)
 
I'd ask questions about his father, Bob. Though that's not a great idea because CWC didn't even know what war Bob served in when he was asked.
 
I'd ask how Chris and Barb are still so freaking proud of the "once saw a royal pass by" Weston connection when, by Chris's own admission, all of the closest Weston relatives hated or still hate Barb?
 
I would ask Chris how many more times he plans on getting fooled by the same old trolling plans. Of course his answer would be "Hmm yeah slanderous troll dem dere check is in da mail hmm yeah $120,000 hmm yeah"
 
i'd ask chris if he feels bad or not by exploiting the autistics on here to send him money
 
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I'd probably ask him which old sitcom or cartoon he saw that made him think that he could make an excuse about how Barb (complete with a poor Barb impression) just told him to clean up a cat mess in the kitchen when the person he was speaking to on the phone started asking him hardball (for Chris) questions about his life that he didn't want to answer.
 
I would ask how to start a succesful webcomic franchise.

He would simply smirk and tell me that it's a secret.

Then I'd offer him a bunch of amiibos and he'd crack under the pressure of my bribery and help me to create "Pac-Mario".

Then I'd be hyper successful and laugh at all of you plebs at the bottom.

Then I'd probably get my own thread. Finally.
 
Why do you shove things up your ass, even though you're afraid of turning gay? Oh wait, you ARE a faggot, never mind. Anyways, why do you shit yourself? What is wrong with your anus? I think it looks perforated and slightly off. Probably from the piercing. Why is it so smelly? Discuss.
 
OtterParty said:
Why do you shove things up your ass, even though you're afraid of turning gay? Oh wait, you ARE a faggot, never mind. Anyways, why do you shit yourself? What is wrong with your anus? I think it looks perforated and slightly off. Probably from the piercing. Why is it so smelly? Discuss.
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I have a question for you:
Why do you care so much about Chris's ass?
 
i'd ask where he sees himself in five years and how he plans to get there.
 
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