What would you ask Chris?

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What he meant by "those dumb laws" in Sonichu 8.
 
why


just why

and repeat it to him over and over like a child would do to it's parent. it's the only logic he comprehends.
 
I would ask why he doesn't make money off his fame. He could sell videos or artifacts of fail to trolls. He could also have private interviews online and charge people. It could be the most money one could make in private chat and keep their clothes on. (I hope! I seriously hope!) If I woke up one morning and magically became Chris, I would make as much money as I could until the world gets sick of me.
 
"How would you like to make big piles of money off Sonichu without having to produce any new content or interact with anyone except me, and I promise I'll stoically endure your bullshit?"

Then I would make a Chris-Chan website with ads and self-publish every issue of Sonichu and become a THOUSANDAIRE! Plus I'd have him charge $50 to autograph an issue and $100 for a personalized sketch (Note: Sonichu Inc makes no promises regarding the content, style or effort put into the personalized sketches. Personalized sketches cannot be personalized and may or may not be sketches. If itching occurs after direct contact with the sketch consult your doctor.)
 
Stratochu said:
What will happen when Barb dies.
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I'd ask this too. Although I think at first he'd just answer "well I plan to have a sweetheart by then".

And if you pressed the issue and showed how unlikely a sweetheart is for him, and asked what if he didn't have one by then, he'd probably get all mopey and say "well then I'd just DIE." in an obvious pity-fishing attempt.
 
CatParty said:
why


just why

and repeat it to him over and over like a child would do to it's parent. it's the only logic he comprehends.
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This. I'd take a timeline of his major events and ask why as we go through them all. That or why he doesn't get help in any significant way.
 
Chu Guevara said:
'Looking at your life now, what would you have done differently?'
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I don't think he'd respond positively to that because he sees his life's troubles as the troll conspiracy. Never mind the fact that his life's problems are his own damned fault.
 
A really straight-faced, perfectly timed and intoned "Are you happy with your life?"
 
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