What would you ask if you're interviewing a Rothschild? - What would you do if you met/bumped into/happened upon one?

@Spooky
What is your honest take on the Rothschild family?
Can you think up a question to ask of a Rothschild?
They should probably be made to take a shower legally and with due process in a non-imminent way or give up the vast majority of their fortune and holdings to the governments with jurisdiction on the holding.
 
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What is your honest take on the Rothschild family?

@It's HK-47

Can you think up a question to ask of a Rothschild?
I actually don't care that much about the Rothschilds or any of the other "Jewish Overlord" conspiracies all that much. If the Rothschilds really had that much power and influence in the modern day they wouldn't be pawning off land or winding up in jail, and if the Jews in general were capable of some world-dominating conspiracy, why can't they manage to hang onto Israel without all of the dusty shitholes around them hurling molotov cocktails over the fence every 15 minutes, or get the UN to quit trying to justify murdering all of them every time the UN assembles?

I mean, maybe there's a lot more to the story, especially historically, but when it comes to the modern day I don't usually care that much about them, and it's fucking impossible to read anything about them without bumping into a million stories from those "Gas the Kikes; race war now!" lunatics, so I just never bother.
 
I actually don't care that much about the Rothschilds or any of the other "Jewish Overlord" conspiracies all that much. If the Rothschilds really had that much power and influence in the modern day they wouldn't be pawning off land or winding up in jail, and if the Jews in general were capable of some world-dominating conspiracy, why can't they manage to hang onto Israel without all of the dusty shitholes around them hurling molotov cocktails over the fence every 15 minutes, or get the UN to quit trying to justify murdering all of them every time the UN assembles?

I mean, maybe there's a lot more to the story, especially historically, but when it comes to the modern day I don't usually care that much about them, and it's fucking impossible to read anything about them without bumping into a million stories from those "Gas the Kikes; race war now!" lunatics, so I just never bother.
Not woke at all.
 
Can you think up a question to ask of a Rothschild?

Given the vast ammounts of resources at your disposal, why haven't you developed a synthetic substitute for the blood of gentile babies? I understand there are complications with applying human science to the systems of your reptilian bodies, and the scaly hide of a jew really hamstrings modern medical imaging, but it just seems that eliminating the requirement for full-booded jews to feast on the blood goy infants every full moon would be interests of everyone.
 
take a shower
What do you mean by this?

or give up the vast majority of their fortune and holdings to the governments with jurisdiction on the holding.
How would anyone make them do this without defying government laws themselves? Assuming that any given Rothschild is at least technically following the law, they have a right to their own money.
 
Given the vast ammounts of resources at your disposal, why haven't you developed a synthetic substitute for the blood of gentile babies? I understand there are complications with applying human science to the systems of your reptilian bodies, and the scaly hide of a jew really hamstrings modern medical imaging, but it just seems that eliminating the requirement for full-booded jews to feast on the blood goy infants every full moon would be interests of everyone.

They did this, but they were unable to find a synthetic substitute for the taste of suffering.
 
Can I have my foreskin back? I can't worship your special chosen people god so it's only fair to give the goy a refund
 
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I actually don't care that much about the Rothschilds or any of the other "Jewish Overlord" conspiracies all that much. If the Rothschilds really had that much power and influence in the modern day they wouldn't be pawning off land or winding up in jail, and if the Jews in general were capable of some world-dominating conspiracy, why can't they manage to hang onto Israel without all of the dusty shitholes around them hurling molotov cocktails over the fence every 15 minutes, or get the UN to quit trying to justify murdering all of them every time the UN assembles?

I mean, maybe there's a lot more to the story, especially historically, but when it comes to the modern day I don't usually care that much about them, and it's fucking impossible to read anything about them without bumping into a million stories from those "Gas the Kikes; race war now!" lunatics, so I just never bother.
It's an old family and by now a big family with many branches in many nations. They have their fair of share of embarrassments and fuckups just because there's so many of them and not everybody is going to turn out genius financier material even with all the advantages of the wealthy upbringing and family connections. But the successful and clever ones among them, for sure have amassed considerable power and influence at their fingertips.
 
I'd just ask them about their family history and go from there. If you start with the (lets be honest) antisemitic conspiracy theories then they are going to see that you are going in with bad intentions will be evasive to your questions. I think they have a very interesting background and would like to hear more about the origins behind the family itself. A Wikipedia page doesn't tell you the full story.
 
"Out of all the Rothschild properties/mansions you've been to, which one is your favorite?"
 
I'd insert a few inches of steel into their chest and twist a little while uttering something along the lines of "Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer, Blood and Soil you will never succeed."
 
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Do you think a two state solution between Israel and Palestine can be viable? If so, what would the arrangement look like, if not why?
 
Well, they actually come from where I live - no, not the lizard planet. Here are some public places named after them, like Rothschild Avenue, Palais Rothschild and Rothschild Park. So, maybe I could get an appointment. What shall I ask them?

"Are you really supervillains like straight out of a Marvel comicbook but IN REAL LIFE or are those just nutty conspiracy theories?"
 
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