What would you be in a commune? - Graphic Designers and Theory Debaters will be shot on sight.

[The Unbecoming]

The Party certified buck breaker.

The Last Stand will not be spared.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Can grow things, can handle livestock, am a decent mechanic and if something's broken I can usually get it working again.

So in a commune scenario I'd likely be one of the first to be shot.

 

[AssRapistDude1488]

Samurai

 

[ArnoldPalmer]

Saboteur. Martyr.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Starving

 

[MugolEx]

A thief. What are they going to do, arrest me?

 

[DeadwastePrime]

immigration officer

 

[Michael Janke]

considering my career.
some kind of auditor for the state.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I would report people I dont like as counter revolutionaries.

 

[ReturnedHermit]

I'd probably end up doing Lifestyle Audits to determine whether or not people are engaged with their national identity in an authentic way. Over time I'd be passed up for promotion by the others in my department once they realize the government doesn't care how well you do the job as long as the numbers align with projections. Several families would be wrongly executed and a media feeding frenzy would ensue. Fearing investigation or whistleblowers coming from within, my boss would call me into his office for a long discussion about the importance of loyalty. Unable to penetrate my autistic commitment to principle, he would then hedge his bets by attempting to have me reassigned. I'd then begin the process of collecting enough information to present a clear case for corruption. The reassignment would go through, my boss would indicate that the new position presents exciting possibilities as well as providing me the autonomy I've always wants.
After 2 months I would submit my 70 page document to several media outlets. They would see the title, look me up and think to themselves "What the fuck does this janitor have against the Lifestyle Audits department?" and promptly throw it in the trash.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

A thief. What are they going to do, arrest me?

Okay I'm changing my answer, I'd be the public security officer who would beat this guy into confessing his allegiance to foreign imperialists and asking for an exemplary punishment.

 

[Haim Arlosoroff]

The cool as fuck dissident who gets burned alive in front of everyone including his own family, who have to pretend to enjoy it so they can survive.​

 

[PissPool]

I guess I could peel potatoes all day. I’d settle for disgruntled factory worker too though.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

A humble gardener.

I was known quite well among many different commune circles for my instant hugelkultur method of permaculture.
Some people (bigots) call it dirt on cardboard, I call it a masterclass in improving both soil aeration and water retention while also adding organics back to the soil. The tomato plants liberated from the hardware store at the CHAZ site only wilted because they lacked the revolutionary spirit to dig their roots deep. That or the chuds' tear gas poisoned them.

Real gardening, as far as I'm concerned, has never been tried before.

 

[Ow The Edge]

Political commissar. Tbh just so I get to organize the firing squads for the useful idiots.

 

[Tranimal Farm]

probably end up the manservant of some troon in the politburo