What would you be rather be reincarnated as?

[Caralho]

Uh-oh! It seems you have died! The pajeets were right apparently and now you will be reincarnated. Due to your valiant efforts in the Farms during your past life you will only be given a handful of choices.

 

[NaggotFigger]

 

[Nathan Higgers]

Null

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I become a cicada, burrow undergroud

 

[Whatevermancer]

If I'm reincarnated as Chris, can I avoid making his mistakes?

 

[Caralho]

If I'm reincarnated as Chris, can I avoid making his mistakes?

Negative, no prior knowledge after reincarnation. But look at it from the bright side; you are going to win that Sonic contest

 

[Whatevermancer]

Negative, no prior knowledge after reincarnation. But look at it from the bright side; you are going to win that Sonic contest

Then I'm picking abo. Sure I'll be darker than black, but at least I'll be free, able-bodied and not insane.

 

[Caralho]

Then I'm picking abo. Sure I'll be darker than black, but at least I'll be free, able-bodied and not insane.

Not sure about the last two points but you will get free gibs!

 

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A Kiwi Farms poster that isn't a moderator.

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

 

[Whatevermancer]

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[Toji Suzuhara]

@Kirito

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Of the options Id choose abo. You get free money just for existing I could grab some maccas and check out the local cashies. If life gets truly bad I could just try to fight a kangaroo and get the next reset. The other options are either instant death or you have to drink cum Fanta and shove a controller up your ass.

 

[Caralho]

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I came up with a the worst options imaginable and you guys just approach it as a new isekai.

 

[Turkroach Couple]

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Beats the time he was reincarnated as the worst German English monarch ever

 

[THE SUPREME ONION]

A Kiwi Farms poster that isn't a moderator.

nu uh JANNY

 

[MrTroll]

I'd be a dalit and wear a fake mustache and sunglasses in order to disguise myself as a brahmin.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I'd rather be reincarnated as Big Foot's Side Piece.

 

[The Lawgiver]

I came up with a the worst options imaginable and you guys just approach it as a new isekai.

I mean when your stipulation is "no prior knowledge" it becomes pointlessto even choose to begin with, doesn't it? You aren't going to remember shit, even choosing. A big part of "reincarnation" style stories a lot of isekai shit pulls from is that the person involved is aware of who they were and where they are currently, and uses that knowledge to improve their situation or help others around them.

 

[Caralho]

I mean when your stipulation is "no prior knowledge" it becomes pointlessto even choose to begin with, doesn't it? You aren't going to remember shit, even choosing. A big part of "reincarnation" style stories a lot of isekai shit pulls from is that the person involved is aware of who they were and where they are currently, and uses that knowledge to improve their situation or help others around them.

Yeah, good point actually. Maybe the isekai approach is better after all.