What would you do during a zombie apoclypse?

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So lets say hell reached maximum capacity, and the dead decided to walk the earth. Now these zombies go by georga a romero rules, the dawm of the dead movie, that means they're fast, visious, and will bust down doors, only decpaation or head shots will kill them, and you have at best a week before the internet goes down.
what would your plan be in using the last of the internet before it goes bye bye completely? do you suppose you'd survive the zombie apoclypse?
 
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Just Dont said:
Download Fallout New Vegas and a shit ton of mods, put all those files in a HDD and protect it with my life.
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Interesting choice, I'd probably before downloading sims 4 mods myself raid a computer store after hitting up a pet store because no one will think about yoinking pet food, for enough space to download all the sims 4 mods, like atleast a terabyte.
 
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Lobotomized_Chicken said:
I'd kill myself. Why is everyone so determined to live through that shit? If zombies appear, that's my cue to leave. But to play along with this hypothetical where I'm willing to survive, I'd probably download a bunch of pictures of cute puppies or cats, just give myself something to smile about during that hell.
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no sense in not enjoying the fact society is unraveling by raiding stuff and looting before getting eaten.
 
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Buy up all the hormones
Trade them with the troons for recreational drugs
Trade the recreational drugs with the niggers for ammo and gold teeth
Melt down the gold teeth
Hire some rowdy boys and gun up
Secede from whatever political entity is still running things
Set up my own feifdom
Drive out the troons and Jews
Build a wall against the zombies and Mexicans
Establish a utopia
 
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Lord of the Large Pants said:
1.) Load shotgun.
2.) ???
3.) Profit!
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arent you concerned with the noise that a shot gun would make? remember the zombies can hear, and while it can stop one zombie, alerting other zombies mean you might be mobbed, truthfully in a zombie apocklypse a blade would be your best friend as no noise, and doesnt require ammo.
 
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Find as many of you as possible, kill as many unfortunately infected users as possible, send you into an arcade, drink a nice tea, and wait for all of this to blow over.
 
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Go find some place on the mountains, or live in the desert and hope it gets easier to survive after a few months when the zombie and human population goes down significantly. Just keep away from the big cities.
 
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I’d download all the best porn, grab as many guns as I could find, than I’d go out and locate the closest furry convention and finally fulfill my dream of cleansing the heritics.
 
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Realizing the world is going to burn. I become full on psychopaths, killing everything that move while blasting Death Grips songs. Fullfiling God prophecy to burn the rest of the worlds.

Yeah i probably try to grope some zombie tits and got bitten immidiately.
 
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