What would you do during a zombie apoclypse?

[pedoguyguykrai]

So lets say hell reached maximum capacity, and the dead decided to walk the earth. Now these zombies go by georga a romero rules, the dawm of the dead movie, that means they're fast, visious, and will bust down doors, only decpaation or head shots will kill them, and you have at best a week before the internet goes down.
what would your plan be in using the last of the internet before it goes bye bye completely? do you suppose you'd survive the zombie apoclypse?

 

[Photo of a Road]

why isn't your shotgun loaded

Too busy loading his shotgun

 

[Shokaract]

Become zombie president. I promise brains for all, and no foreign zombies stealing our brains.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

Nothing. Zombies don't have any interest in robots.

 

[Red Hood]

Find a mountaintop and master kung-fu. Then go and fight zombies with my Invincible Master Headkicker style.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Become a quisling and offer to bring fresh victims to them in exchange for my life

 

[Dustlord]

Assuming I'm not immediately caught in a bad situation and killed, I'd try to get in touch with a couple of people I know that own some property away from the city. Its hot enough here that unless everyone gets infected, the corpses will decompose enough for zombies to be a non-issue by next summer.
So that leaves humans as the main threat.

I suppose we'd just have to ride it out and see who's left to run things when the zombies are gone.

 

[Hamsteroid]

I'll remember to subscribe to ZomBiePie, lads.

 

[seri0us]

I'd kill myself. Why is everyone so determined to live through that shit?

I've never given up on life, so why give up once things get interesting?

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

So lets say hell reached maximum capacity, and the dead decided to walk the earth. Now these zombies go by georga a romero rules, the dawm of the dead movie, that means they're fast, visious, and will bust down doors, only decpaation or head shots will kill them, and you have at best a week before the internet goes down.
what would your plan be in using the last of the internet before it goes bye bye completely? do you suppose you'd survive the zombie apoclypse?

To try and find others and coordinate meeting. Possibly, I may take too many risks although would go out taking a bunch with me...

 

[Basado]

Take over Costco.

 

[OrionBalls]

Romero made slow zombies. And I'm not black, so I'll be alright.

 

[DJ Grelle]

Since I'm in europe:
get car
plunder local supermarket
break into local castle/ estate with moat
steal gothic plate armor
???
be unstoppable

 

[pedoguyguykrai]

Since I'm in europe:
get car
plunder local supermarket
break into local castle/ estate with moat
steal gothic plate armor
???
be unstoppable

lol XD

Romero made slow zombies. And I'm not black, so I'll be alright.

yeah in the first one but in dawn of the dead 2004 version they can run and bang heads through walls.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I’d chill in my fallout bunker for a year feeling smug that I finally got to use it.

 

[Dyn]

I would commit rapes.

 

[OrionBalls]

lol XD

yeah in the first one but in dawn of the dead 2004 version they can run and bang heads through walls.

The Snyder and Gunn remake? Doesn't count in canon. It was a shitty and unnecessary remake.

 

[stares at error messages]

I think Anifa always wins

 

[pedoguyguykrai]

The Snyder and Gunn remake? Doesn't count in canon. It was a shitty and unnecessary remake.

yeah you think I wouldnt let you have it easy? then again I could say resident evil zombies with nemesises and tall mommy milkers vampire lady.