What would you do if null became your boss for your IRL job?

[Lou Bega]

Assuming you have one.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

im already thinking of quitting, so this would just push me further that way.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I'd hide a speaker in his office wall playing puru puru puruin on loop until he breaks.

 

[Haloperidol]

I‘m the sole huwhite holding the place together so I guess it would massively improve overnight.

 

[Endless Torment]

Being mildly annoying and make sure I have anime figures on my desk to make sure he calls be a slur of some kind so I can sue the company.

 

[Chadikus Maximus]

Accept my role as a feedy and prepare my life for the invevtible 300 lb weight gain

 

[Mac Monster]

I'd scream Total Tranny Death at the top of my lungs while in the office.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I would get fired for work place harrassment, because I'd just pinch his little booty just to hear him yelp like the little dog he is.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

i'd replace all the cheese he keeps in the office refrigerator with american cheese.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Bully the shit out of him. Same as I do to my current boss.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

quit.
open up a shop next door.
profit as all my loyal customers follow me & there's a value of NULL in the profit column of the old ledger

 

[draggs]

A mass shooting

 

[DankSmoker]

Ah fuck, it's Friday and I forgot to bring in his disgusting pizza!

 

[Ventrue]

i'd replace all the cheese he keeps in the office refrigerator with american cheese.

I will expand on your reign of terror by putting American Singles all over his office and the break room to establish dominance and thus gain the upper hand.

 

[Punished Mirabeau B Lamar]

I would constantly update his thread in prospering grounds with what hes currently doing in his office, making sure to end every post by calling him a slacker.