What would you do if one day you woke up completely blind?

[William]

At least I have an excuse to wear shades everywhere now, I guess.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

How would I then even know that I was awake?

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Call out from work.

 

[seri0us]

I suppose that kind of answers the question I've never been able to answer of "Would you rather be blind or deaf?".

 

[MrTroll]

Watch a silent film, ironically.

 

[Retink]

Make a joke about asking who turned out the lights in a futile attempt of staving off the dread of my situation.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Suicide, probably. I'm too old to learn how to cope with this shit.

 

[eDove]

I'd cry.

 

[Psychonomic]

become a transgender and join the 48%

 

[Jason Wynn]

Hone my other senses to superhuman levels and instead of fighting crime go join the villains and work for them

 

[Just A Butt]

probably the first thing i would do would be fall the fuck over on my way to the toilet because it's still morning so that means i have to piss but since i am blind i can't see shit and i have a lot of stuff that i could easily trip over so it is probably fairly likely that i would trip over one of the many stuffs i have on my floor on my way to the toilet to piss because i can't see also i would probably end up pissing all over the bathroom now that i think about it because you know i still can't see

oh, probably also call a doctor

 

[Amphotericin B]

I would call 911 because sudden blindness can be a symptom of a stroke.

 

[TenMilesWide]

I'm already training myself for such an eventuality by wandering my halls blindfolded or in the dead of night and training rudimentary echolocation. I'm fucked if I wake up deaf one day.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Cry.

 

[King Fructose]

I would say “oh shucks, I guess hindsight isn’t 20/20 after all” and then bump into something

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

scream out in absolute terror and confusion, then fail to do literally anything since I can't fucking see.
couldn't even kill myself

 

[MediocreMilt]

I'd go back to sleep and try again later.

 

[Beautiful Border]

I would call 911 because sudden blindness can be a symptom of a stroke.

911? Bloody Americans. In normal countries the emergency number is 0118 999 881 999 119 7253

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

Thank my lucky stars I didn't go deaf.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I'd think it was still nighttime and go back to bed.